L is for Lindsey.

[viralvdio-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[kameha8088]

Meanwhile in Tokyo

[beautanol]

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.

[jilylicious]

[marvelocks]

reblog or like.

don’t repost or claim as your own.

[stolentweets]

[deafchan-deactivated20201105]

Oh…. so that’s why they all have fucking triangles.

TIL

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via luxuryxo)

[dwnsy]

[onastyamiga]

Let’s not put labels on it.

[typography-is-cool]

[1o9]

[cuntbeetle-moved]

party at my house with all my friends

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

Mushroom mushroom

[just-shower-thoughts]

Arby’s is just the pronunciation of the acronym for “Roast Beef”

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Part of being human is that we can’t go back, we can only hope that if we come across that moment again we’ll do it the right way.”

— Jesse Lacey

[just-shower-thoughts]

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

[thescienceofjohnlock]

I’ve been telling everyone about the leggings with pockets I found.

[ceecil]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic-deactivated20150419]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[beatingsofabesottedheart2]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

when ur friends start shit with u