[vampirlor]

born to write letters to dc editors forced to complain on tumblr dot com

[vampirlor]

[liamstorm]

se você acompanha futebol de base e feminino, tem copa todo ano

[hiroaki1]

[liamstorm]

Vinte anos depois da França acabar com nosso Quadrado Mágico, o Quadrado Mágico francês se fudeu. Demorou mas veio, ninguém morre nos devendo

[zapatism]

[dubiousdisco]

[ryan-sometimes]

My only complaint about the African teams at the World Cup is that they don’t play with enough malice. They need to go on a foreign exchange in Latin America and get an internship at the Copa Libertadores to learn the evil, anti-sportsmanship tactics that will finally grant us a Senegal vs Cabo Verde WC Final in 2038

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses should be free for everyone

[sycamorality]

people need those to live

[sycamorality]

MEDICATION SHOULD ALSO BE FREE ACTUALLY. PEOPLE ALSO NEED THAT TO LIVE

[sycamorality]

ok i get the sentiment from people in the notes and i do agree with it but this is specifically a disability post

[sycamorality]

THANK YOU

[blue--folder]

Welcome to Mars, Me, Photoshop, 2019

[liamstorm]

@camo375 Não lembra a Rita Lee?

[dramatic-dolphin]

a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

[dramatic-dolphin]

okay I found it, it's The Best Policy by Randall Garrett

and it has other gems such as "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what every member of my race thinks of you" (they don't know you exist) and "every human knows exactly as much about the location of your home planet as I do" (nothing)

[gravedangerahead]

«The Best Policy» text. Page 1

This was fun!

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[saltaired]

[liamstorm]

copa do mundo tá acabando e eu já estou tendo visões

[liamstorm]

você vai voltar pra borrachariaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

[tyyveins]

monica&magali

[liamstorm]

copa do mundo tá acabando e eu já estou tendo visões

[mccleans]

if it was revealed halaand was an alien born on another planet and raised here by some kindly norwegian adoptive parents i wouldn't even blink

[cefalofori]

falar que crente não faz nada direito tudo bem nada contra mas eu to perdendo as estribeira com a mistificação do católico futeboleiro online. o que tá acontecendo

[dubiousdisco]