Productivity Is Overrated @liberalmasochist - Tumblr Blog

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

rumplefuckingstiltzkin

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

feyosha

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

beardedmrbean

dinneratgrannys

REGINA MILLS IN EVERY EPISODE 1.11, Fruit of the Poisonous Tree

konigstigerr

you don't give up a king just because you lost your queen

cowthropologist

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

thebitchywitchyone

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

scratch-meowt

my hottest take

keeper-of-the-flames

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

pusheenthenerdcat

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

maimonideznuts

pusheenthenerdcat

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

mothnem

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

kaijuno

guerrillatech

liberalsarecool

ICE agents can always quit.

Due process is the law. Are they enforcing that?

homodotus

redstonedust

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

kaelio

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice

kaelio

the tag game on this post is so strong

mikkeneko

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact