does that say “farting will save the world”??
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does that say “farting will save the world”??
Who knows anymore...
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
"I found Ron's dress robes!"
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
This show is just...
OooOoo... (/ O_O)/
Here are some pictures of my latest art piece... It's a bit "Day of the Dead" themed but I started it on "Cinco de Mayo" so my mind was kind of in that mindset. Sorry I have a major headache and I'm too tired to sort through these and make separate posts showing the steps. Just know just sketching this to make it a bit realistic was hard as hell and was quite frustrating... especially the skull... \(-_-)/ Anyways you can probably see I have started painting it with acrylic (oh and by the way, I have a picture of my cloud painting that was in the art show on its wall X3 I'll try to post that tomorrow if Niall gives me back my camera...). Anyways, pain in the arse but fun and relaxing at the same time. I hope you guy like this cliché sombrero wearing (kind of) life-like skeleton bloke...
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"Oh, the kiss wasn’t scripted, I didn’t know I was going to do it. I just thought, ‘I just missed my girlfriend’s valedictorian speech. How am I going to make it up to her?’ Then I was thinking, ‘I’m graduating. I don’t really give a fuck about this place, and fuck all of the people. So I’m going to go in and have fun. And embarrass her!’ Andrew Garfield
Sweeping her off her feet... that's a good way to make it up....
well excuse u
*actors says something on a show because it's part of his script*
*trillions of fangirls hate on him and ridicule him in fanfictions, their twitters, and Tumblrs and express pure murderous intention*
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Thanks boo! I love you too :)
*gasps* I nearly missed your birthday?!?! I need to get my shit together so we can party!! DX
so there’s this guy that goes to a school near me and he doesn’t have a prom date nor does he really want one but his friends made him a facebook page to get him one and they literally just constantly post pictures of him
This is fantastic! XD
I'm serious though....
A boy sprawled next to me on the bus, elbows out, knee pointing sharp into my thigh. He frowned at me when I uncrossed my legs, unfolded my hands and splayed out like boys are taught to: all big, loose limbs. I made sure to jab him in the side with my pretty little sharp purse. At first he opened his mouth like I expected him to, but instead of speaking up he sat there, quiet, and took it for the whole bus ride. Like a girl. Once, a boy said my anger was cute, and he laughed, and I remember thinking that I should sit there and take it, because it isn’t ladylike to cause a scene and girls aren’t supposed to raise their voices. But then he laughed again and all I saw was my pretty little sharp nails digging into his cheek before drawing back and making a horribly unladylike fist. (my teacher informed me later that there is no ladylike way of making a fist.) When we were both in the principal’s office twenty minutes later him with a bloody mouth and cheek, me with skinned knuckles, I tried to explain in words that I didn’t have yet that I was tired of having my emotions not taken seriously just because I’m a girl. Girls are taught: be small, so boys can be big. Don’t take up any more space than absolutely necessary. Be small and smooth with soft edges and hold in the howling when they touch you and it hurts: the sandpaper scrape of their body hair that we would be shamed for having, the greedy hands that press too hard and too often take without asking permission. Girls are taught: be quiet and unimposing and oh so small when they heckle you with their big voices from the window of a car, because it’s rude to scream curse words back at them, and they’d just laugh anyway. We’re taught to pin on smiles for the boys who jeer at us on the street who see us as convenient bodies instead of people. Girls are taught: hush, be hairless and small and soft, so we sit there and take it and hold in the howling, pretend to be obedient lapdogs instead of the wolves we are. We pin pretty little sharp smiles on our faces instead of opening our mouths, because if we do we get accused of silly women emotions blowing everything out of proportion with our PMS, we get condescending pet names and not-so-discreet eyerolls. Once, I got told I punched like a girl. I told him, Good. I hope my pretty little sharp rings leave scars.
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To All My Haters
It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.
Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.
Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it
Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces
That last comment picture tho, it’s like the happiest-looking thing in the world.
His real name is William Sanford Nye...
"William Sanford Nye the science guy, William William William"
The song is ruined....
The only thing going down on me is my GPA
Sadly, this is true for me too mate.... damn Spanish...