The heck do i put here?

I reblog, follow and post what i like or find funny. Mainly RWBY, little bit of Dragonslayer, with a side dish of Silent knight and Lancaster as the main dish... Also a Jaune fan

[mcmystery]

Lancaster Picnic for @TMan_2018! Thank you!

[the-garbanzo-annex-jr]

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It was for kids.

It's been canceled.

Full story is here.

My mind is boggled.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Wonder why they didn't have it in Gaza...?

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Even when they're supposedly doing it for a cause they can't stay away from the kids...

[zero-rider]

THIS was for kids?

yo, apocalypse stopped being a nightmare and turned into a dream

[bluearc009]

You know I'm starting to see a pattern.

Can you see what that pattern is?

[crimsonxnight]

That the whole story of RWBY has always been about Ruby and Jaune.

[zero-rider]

[brokentrafficknight]

How about Blake acting angry at people thinking she acts like a real cat only to purr in satisfaction as Jaune scratches her ears.

Wolf faunus Ruby is jealous.

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[zero-rider]

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[juanarc-thethird]

It's Mating Season.

In the middle of the night, Jaune gets ready to begin his journey as an adventurer.

Jaune: Wish me luck Grandpa. The next time you see me I will be a renowned hero.

Granpa Arc: Don't you dare leave the house at this time.

Jaune: But grandpa...

Granpa Arc: *Serious* On a full moon nights like this one, the female werewolves go into heat. They become so dominant that the male's flee to the other side of the forest. Their appetite is so great that they prey on any male with the power to satisfy them.

Jaune: Yeah sure. I'm no longer a child to believe those stories, grandpa. *Walking out the door* There is no such thing as werewolves.

The moment he leaves he encounters his first female werewolf, the legendary Summer Rose. She looks like any other girl but she has a black tail, wolf ears, and her size is somewhat larger than a regular person. She picks him up by his shirt and starts to smell him. After a few sniffs she smiles while looking at him with fuck eyes.

Summer: You smell great, husband~💕

Jaune: *Scarouse* Oh no...

To be continue….

[zero-rider]

Why can we just kiss? AS FRIENDS! And see where it takes us- Hopelly to you bed

Ruby Rose to Jaune Arc, maybe, probably, i think

[notmaplemable]

Jaune, Xiao Long Gone

What if Jaune's dad was Cotton Hill?

Taiyang: So, how's the new baby?

Papa Arc: You mean Jaune?

Taiyang: Yeah.

Papa Arc: Fucking terrible.

Taiyang: ...What?

Papa Arc: Everyone hates that baby.

Taiyang: HATES A BABY!?

Papa Arc: Yeah, fuck him. Might drop him off of the firehouse steps next week. If it gets cold enough.

Taiyang: ...

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Taiyang: So yeah, this is Jaune and he's our new son.

Raven: ...

Yang: *Happy baby noises*

Raven: That's... nice. I'm just going to go get some milk... for the babies.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

A few weeks later, after Raven disappears. Summer swoops in.

Summer: *Cradling an infant Jaune.* I can’t believe he'd just leave such a sweet Little boy like this behind! What did he even do?!

Jaune: *Reaching up from the blanket to play with Summer's fingers* **Happy baby noises.**

Taiyang: *Holding and infant Yang on his shoulder to burp her.* Ehh, Cotton's always been, uh . . . A bit harsh . . . But I can't pretend that I don’t think he's wrong for this.

Qrow: *Chilling on the nearby windowsill.* You'd think, with all the kids he already has, this one wouldn't be an issue . . .

Yang: *Burps and throws up down Taiyang's back.*

Taiyang: UGH! *Runs for a towel.*

Summer: *Insistent.* Well, this little Jay-bird hasn't been a problem at all! Just a bit needy, and there's nothing wrong with that at all. *Lifts Jaune up to give him a Solitaese kiss (Eskimo Kiss)* Isn't there, sweetie?

Jaune: *Reaches for Summer's face to return the gesture, giggling happily.*

Summer: Awwwwwwww~ LOOK AT HIM!! HE'S SO CUTE!! *Turns Jaune around to face Qrow.*

Qrow: *Still chilling.* How much you wanna bet Cotton was the only one who didn't like the kid?

Taiyang: *Wiping Yang's mouth.* I'd've bet you my blender, but you already took that from me. So I'll bet Old Zippy.

Qrow: *Points indignantly at Tai.* Hey dude, we've been over this, I licked it, it's mine!

Taiyang: *Nearly drops Yang but easily recovers.* BRO! I keep telling you, that's not a thing!! Stop licking all my stuff!!

[outcasts-redeemer]

Papa Arc: *on the scroll* “Quit your yammering woman! I’m at their door now. Don’t know why your so upset. You told me to change the baby!”

Scroll: *Intense yelling*

Papa Arc: “Well how was I supposed to know that!? I’m a war hero not some language smart guy. I killed fiddy men, unlike yer brother the so called lawyer!” *Knocks on the door* “Just hold yer horses!”

Summer: *Opens door* “Cotton.”

Cotton Arc: “You!? Where’s Tai’s wife?”

Summer: “Gone. Now what do you want?”

Cotton Arc: “Gone! What you mean gone! She was the greatest thing that ever happened to him. Not like you could do better yo-

Summer: “Cotton.”

Cotton Arc: “Fine, I’m here for the boy.”

Summer: “No.” *Slams door*

Cotton: *eyes narrow* “This means war woman!”

[zero-rider]

Some hours later

Cotton: *making a call on his scroll*

Qrow: *answering* Well, if it isn't Cotton Arc, What would Mr. war hero whats from little old me

Cotton: I want my son, and since Summer said no, i thought that maybe calling someone more reasonable would agree with me, but since Raven left Tai, i thought about you

Qrow: Gee i can feel the love from the scroll

Cotton: Will you help me?

Qrow: And why you want him back?

Cottton: My wife want him back

Qrow: I see... Nope *hangs out*

Cotton: What the... That fucker

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Qrow: *watching tv with Jaune in his arms, who had all his atention in a show about knights* Hehe you just made me win Tai's old zippy, good little guy *kiss Jaune's head and smile*

[zero-rider]

Ruby: Hey Jaune, have you seen- OH MY GOD, JAUNE!!!

Jaune: *eating cereal from the box while surrounded by all kind of Grimm* What is it, Ruby?

Ruby: *now with Ren hiding her from the Grimm with his Semblance* Jaune, explain please

Jaune: Well, you see *munch, munch* i was here in the camp

Ruby: Yes

Jaune: Eating my cereal

Ruby: Mhmm

Jaune: Then this budy came along with his pack *pats a sleeping Beowolf head* and later this guy *point at a Beringel looking for any insect in Jaune's head* and this two *point at two Sabyr who were protecting Jaune* and then *keeps telling how every Grimm in the zone came to him*

Ruby: Okay, but why you weren't attacked by them?

Jaune: Dunno, i was just chilling here when these guys came and snuggled around me

Ren: You think this is related to why CRDL gave him snacks in Beacon?

Ruby: It can be. After all, CRDL liked to bully faunus, but they never did that to Jaune

Jaune: Ooh CRDL, i miss the food they made. Cardin's brownies, Russel's cupcakes, Dove's cheese pie, and Sky's crêpes were delicious

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Fun fact: Capybaras aside from being the biggest rodent and the most calm animal, it is said that the Capybara are the friend of everyone. You can even look at videos of Capybaras being in aligators backs, at their side, or just chilling

[madmanwonder]

Jaune in the DC Universe (RWBYxJustice League)

Jaune: *Look at the mirror to see a more well-groomed and cleaner version of his Rusted Knight appearance wearing a heavy set of pure pristine white and gold knight-like power armor* Huh? Why am back to my old self but more cleaner and groomed?

Jessica/Weiss: *Thinking* He look so handsome and mature with that rugged beard~💕

Jaune: *Shudder Feeling a sense of danger and urgecy he can't understand but knew he need to run and hide*

[true-king-of-monsters]

Swear to god they need to make him look like a mix of these two if this is to be a hit.

JUST FUCKIN HEAR ME OUT GUYS!!!

[zero-rider]

Just hear this

for the Emperor and Sanguinius death! DEATH!

[bluearc009]

Glynda: Qrow Ozpin want you to spot the differences in these pictures.

Qrow: OK Piece of cake(look at the photos)

5 hours later Qrow still looking at the photos

Glynda: They're the same pictures

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Vergil's Embarrassment

Ruby: 🎵'Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling!🎵

Dante: 🎵And everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly!🎵

Blake: 🎵Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last!🎵

Ruby/Blake/Dante: 🎵Need you by my side!🎵

Vergil: ...

Jaune: ...

Vergil: ...are you sure I'm not adopted?

[zero-rider]

Then out of nowhere

Vergil: *200% motivated* BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!! CAST ASIDE, THERE'S NO COMING HOME!!

Jaune: WE'RE BURNING CHAOS IN THE WIND!!

Jaune/Vergil: DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALONE!!

[zero-rider]

After an epic fight between RWBY and JNRO against Cinder

Cinder: Next time i'll kill all of you, you motherfuckers *dissapear*

Jaune: That bitch, how did she knew my nickname?

Yang: Your nickname is motherfucker? *Jaune nods* Why they call you that?

Jaune: You see. When i was i kid, i sneak into my mother's room

RWBYNOR: Oh oh

Jaune: She was sleeping in the bed after drinking all night thanks to a party

Ren: I think we heard enough

Jaune: I snuck up behind her and slip my fingers

Weiss: That's digusting! How coul-

Jaune: Into her purse

Weiss: Purse?

Ruby: Bless the gods, he said purse

Jaune: An i took all of her money, it was a week pay, so i really fuck her over. That's why my nickname is Motherfucker Arc

Yang: Shouldn't you call yourself Motherfucker over Arc to avoid confusions?

Jaune: Nah, i love seeing the disgust faces that everyone does when i tell that story. Unfortunately, some of those faces are of excitement, like Blake's

Blake: *wiping some spit* I admit nothing

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Some fun fact; I was about to do that Gary the Stormtrooper short from Robot Chicken where Gary runs over an Ewok, but with Jaune as Gary and a new creature from some fandom i found some days ago (I will not say what fandom) as the Ewok, but i thought "No way, dude, maybe no one will like it" so instead i did this

[laserdog10]

Well ladies and gents, before the day is done I have officially become Level 22!

[zero-rider]

Happy birthday, buddy

[zero-rider]

Jaune: *check his scroll and then stares at the wall* Oh no, my girlfriend invited me to a threesome with her and her bestfriend

Sun: Ooh Shit, my boy, are you exited?

Jaune: Excited? Mother fucker i'm terrified

Sun: Terrified? I mean, why would you?

Jaune: I barely have enough cum for her. Do you know how many pills i have to take just to keep up? Two rounds and my dick is dead for a week

Sun: *stares confused at Jaune*

Jaune: What? you think i can take her AND her freaky ass friend so i can embarras myself twice?

Sun: Are you good?

Jaune: No, i'm not good! They will kill my ass. T-t-those succubus

Sun: So you're not to do it?

Jaune: *Smiles and looks at Sun* I mean, hell yeah my friend, fuck me. Look, im here for a good time, not a long time

[madmanwonder]

[howlingday]

Please, let me know.

[laserdog10]

Maybe some more RWBabies stories if you can? Idk if you have any set ship kids but it is what it is.

[zero-rider]

Meh, why not? Go nuts and tell me

[notmaplemable]

Stowaway

JNPR stops to setup camp while out on a mission.

Pyrrha: *Searching through her bag*

Jaune: Forget something?

Pyrrha: I think I forgot my snacks back at the dorm.

Jaune: I have some extra granola bars if you want one of them.

Pyrrha: I would appreciate that.

Jaune: *Grabs his backpack* Well let me just- *unzips his bag* ...

Ruby: *Curled up in his bag, playing a game on her scroll, looking up at Jaune*

Jaune: ...

Ruby: *Holds up a granola bar*

Jaune: *Takes it*

Ruby: *Zips the backpack back up*

Jaune: ...