i'm someone else

26, queer, INFP, libra, pagan, oregon, she/they. "Your body is the piece of the Universe you’ve been given.” -Geneen Roth

[sneepsnorp3d]

major traffic incident

[dorothylarouge]

it goes without saying that the united states of america must be destroyed

[tamamita]

[papayajuan2019]

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

[girlnephew]

[brucebocchi]

most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪

me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: PRO COP DMV: COP Verdict: DENIED

[rcktpwr]

a girl funnyman? AND you smoke boobs?!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the turning point where none of our posts become readable to anyone else anymore

[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[theinformationcollector]

TIL: The Ogre Faced Spider’s eyes are more sensitive than both a cat’s and an owls, but every day at dawn the photosensitive portion of it’s eyes are destroyed by the sun, and the arachnid has to regrow this portion each and every evening.

via reddit.com

[flowersinthecircles-deactivated]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[enbysean]

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[tooquirkytolose]

[willowcrowned]

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

[willowcrowned]

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

[willowcrowned]

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

[depsidase]

[tilthat]

TIL Rat Birthcontrol became available in my state! Yes Rat birth control exists and is very effective.

via reddit.com

[hotsaucebear]

Cool!