Librarian Pirate

Books, babies (well, two teens), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness. Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland. the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com

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Ashley Percival (British, based Falmouth, Cornwall, England) - Borb Therapy, Paintings: Digital Art 🐤 🐦

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I just think we all deserve massive home libraries and a couple swords, as a treat

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Ok, so, I had an idea based on yesterday's XKCD.

We all agree that Springing Foreward is the only good part. So why not make all Sundays 25 hours instead of 24. We'd only have 51 weeks in the year with 141 hours (or between 5 and 6 days) leftover that we'd just have as an end of the year rest period. We'll shut down all nonessential services, but we'd reset our sleep schedules and get ready for the new year.

Will this work logistically? Probably not. Will this work in the utopia inside my head? Yes.

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I've been torturing various group chats with pictures everytime one of the cats get in this box but I just can't get over it.

Here is Holly in her role as Kandy with the Premium Melons

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Oh! A last minute change! Tonight the role of Kandy with the Premium Melons will be played by Sir Frances K. Bacon.

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I've been torturing various group chats with pictures everytime one of the cats get in this box but I just can't get over it.

Here is Holly in her role as Kandy with the Premium Melons

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I'm in an Uber being dropped off at the library. Love to have my driver ask me how long libraries are going to last.

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I did think I landed on a good response to use when people are shocked that I have a masters. I just said, "well I'm spending the public's money and they want to make sure I know what I'm doing before they let me" which he found very reasonable.

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I'm in an Uber being dropped off at the library. Love to have my driver ask me how long libraries are going to last.

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Guys

Guys

Guys

I'm so dumb.

I don't use tumblr as much as I used to but I still consider myself a tumblr user, you know? I still like to pretend that I'm cool, I'm hip, I know what's going on. I can jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace.

I noticed recently people mentioning Prev a lot. I assumed Prev was some tumblr user I don't follow.

Then I noticed Prev was almost always in reference to a different tumblr user than the last time someone talked to/about Prev. Does this person change their handle a lot? Are there multiple people with the same nickname? Am I misremembering the handle?

No. Prev just means previous. Whoever last wrote on this tumblr post. Like OP but sometimes lower down (although sometimes also OP).

I've got it.

I FIGURED IT OUT!

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Yesterday at the library I saw a little girl (well, maybe 12ish?) wearing the best shirt ever. It was pale pink and it had a fluffy white dog with blue ribbons on their ears and below the dog it said in a gothic font "DESTROY EVERYTHING."

One sec, let me fire up the ole Canva and see what I can recreate

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hmm, the dog was fluffier and the font isn't quite right, but you get the jist! It was incredible and I'd wear it every day.

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Destroy Everything

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YOU ARE A HERO AND I LOVE YOU!!!

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Yesterday at the library I saw a little girl (well, maybe 12ish?) wearing the best shirt ever. It was pale pink and it had a fluffy white dog with blue ribbons on their ears and below the dog it said in a gothic font "DESTROY EVERYTHING."

One sec, let me fire up the ole Canva and see what I can recreate

[librarianpirate]

hmm, the dog was fluffier and the font isn't quite right, but you get the jist! It was incredible and I'd wear it every day.

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[librarianpirate]

Yesterday at the library I saw a little girl (well, maybe 12ish?) wearing the best shirt ever. It was pale pink and it had a fluffy white dog with blue ribbons on their ears and below the dog it said in a gothic font "DESTROY EVERYTHING."

One sec, let me fire up the ole Canva and see what I can recreate

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how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

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Pigeon Mail

Another piece from my solo show at Nucleus Portland

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges