joe king

Joey / Lance | 31 | Non-binary Icon by Fray

[charmac]

This is genuinely so endearing like they really sat him down in a kindergarten class and taught him to read...and picked out the book based on his special interest ... <3

[raysipe1]

Lemon juice. For those days when you had a bad day and you say, I think I’ll make it a little worse.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[deadlysentence]

Just bought a fallen empire off temu

[vaultedvagabond]

[papayajuan2019]

my divorce themed wedding

[thesnakesstuff]

Artfight attack on @hollowtyphoon

also featuring characters from lupitazzart, @darkvioletcloud ,@gameboy-ghost , @im-gay-for-many-objects , XaneyRaccoon, @onlylowercase , @murloc , RuneWhispers, kaytoart, VenipedeFan, @darkness-ridge , MarshHarriers, MarySP, @muttjuice , chimerical00, and kkumquatq

This was my 50th attack, so I wanted to do something big!

[hollowtones]

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[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

Visit Original Link

[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[lostcryptids]

Needs a rewatch BADLY

[icarianarts]

For real?

[b33tlejules]

Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

[gopyxp]

look at this thang

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[cheddar-baby]

well, time to die

[ladsoftheocean]

RISE FROM THE ASHES, DARK ONE

[mycroftrh]

I think a lot of autistic taking-things-literally goes under the radar because what the diagnostic tests and shit ask about is not what that generally looks like in an adult and often not in kids either and much more importantly it’s not what generally actually causes problems in real life instead of being irritating for caretakers or funny to bullies or easy to diagnose

I have absolutely no issues understanding metaphors or idioms. When someone says their heart is on their sleeve they mean they’re emotionally expressive and openly display their feelings, not that they have a chunk of cardiac tissue on their shirt. I very rarely have issues with sarcasm. I sometimes have issues telling when someone who’s said something mean is about to say “just kidding”, but tbh I think that’s more on them than me.

BUT

My grandmother asked me “Do you know when the trash was taken out last?” and I said “I think Eliot took it out yesterday” and a few hours later she yelled at me for “not taking out the trash when I asked you to” and I was like???? You didn’t ask me????

I dread filling out forms and am crap at filling out diagnostic tests or personality quizzes because there are always questions I don’t know the exact answers to (how am I supposed to know what day I got dental surgery seven years ago?) or don’t understand exactly what they’re asking or the wording’s unclear and they could mean this or the wording says this but I’m pretty sure what they actually meant was that and should I answer what they said or what they meant, and how does everyone else just whip through the form? Does everyone else remember the day they got dental surgery seven years ago? Does everyone else somehow understand all these questions?

I get tangled up by bureaucracy because the rules on the website say that for this you need that and for that you need the other and for the other you need something else for which you need the first thing, and I go in circles for hours or days or weeks or months or years because their stated rules say there is no way to get what I need, and when I talk to somebody else they’re like “just call them?” and I’m like “how could that help? the rules say that what I’m trying to do is impossible”

And all of that? That’s how “taking things literally” ACTUALLY affects your life as an adult. It’s not “haha you think ‘getting under your skin’ means parasites”. It’s “you have real difficulty functioning in the world because everyone else is conveying things through implication and assuming that you know that rules are flexible and questions are approximate and you’re supposed to lie on job applications and ‘it’s required’ means ‘it’s preferred’, and you don’t”.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

[quicktimeeventfull]

death note is a metaphor for autism because like half the series is about scenarios such as: i will die if i can't remember the most normal human response to 'do you want to play tennis,' a conversational feat that is entirely beyond me.

[quicktimeeventfull]

this is just what a normal conversation with autism feels like

[kiwi]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Wish i was british so i could cheekily pop in to Tescos. But theres no such thing as that here..here in America we're lucky just to toil, to scrape our worthless barely breathing forms against the vast bowels of the machine, an approximation of sub-life, and utterly unknown to the pleasures of the meal deal

[crittaslink]

kitty need blunt NOW

[shadow-feather]

Baby needs smoko