Kimbert's Musings

My random thoughts with no particular direction. Forty-something mom of an adult

[cosmic-whorror]

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[kimbertmusings]

Look at my boy! It’s Reggath!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[aniseandspearmint]

asdfghjkl, you think 'oh surely that's an exaggeration!' and then oh, oh no.

She's completely correct.

That belongs in a sad flashback from before the Alien Invasion or other Global Disaster that killed like a full 2/3rds of humanity.

[datasoong47]

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[batrachised]

@taciturn-nerd @beautifulscreaminglady I'm cackling

[redstonedust]

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

[bealittleimprobable]

People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"

When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.

So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.

(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)

God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.

[forever70s]

Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera along with other LGBT rights activists in 1973

[styxbugg]

Happy pride month

[opheliathegrey]

[taxidermycanine]

pov i See you.. on the floor..... hello....

[mousegirlheart]

hello....

[am-ace-ing]

how to draw trans characters!

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[hypotenussy]

thanks it was written about oliver beebo

[unyieldingsilence]

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[hypotenussy]

@ren-ghostroses i liked these tags so much i put them in a pretty frame for you <3 #love #positivity

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[dogpuppy]

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[blastdamage]

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Underground french cinema

[npd-vriska]

my little bro is part of the catacombs community and yeah, it's basically a fully autonomous society! enough that when my bro goes in on a friday night, they don't come out until monday for work- sometimes longer if they took days off.

some of the rooms have fully stocked pantries with cooking equipment, some have movies like the one described above, some have books you're allowed to just take but people always put back- every day people bring things from the outside. artists often set up galleries there. there are rooms with mattresses and hammocks set up for people to sleep. one of the room is just a place where people leave shoes for the fun of it.

this is Known, it's not a secret by any means. the catacombs are as big as paris itself, and people live there just as people live above. it's wonderful when you think about it.

[npd-vriska]

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

[enbylesbie]

[leolaroot]

[mx-misty-eyed]

rb to give a snout-out to the gays

[my-dailydreams]

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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