So I started writing again...
I may or may not turn this into a series yet! We'll see
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So I started writing again...
I may or may not turn this into a series yet! We'll see
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
very sexy indeed
My greatest ambition is to write someone’s favorite story
So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.
Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick!
The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.
It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit.
Just grab your marker…
…and draw over it
then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe
ta-fucking-da
now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti
remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy
Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧
i fixed it
very sexy indeed
I’ve finally had it with my job.
My boss is incredibly abusive and rude. I’m underpaid for what my position is, I don’t receive benefits, and would be better off elsewhere.
I can’t stay here much longer, but I need money to survive.
I’m a native two spirit person, and I support myself and my native spouse.
I’m raising money to cover all my bills for the next month, so I can quit and look for a new job. Every dollar I get will help— donations, sales in my shop, and commissions.
Paypal: https://www.paypal.me/jnwampler
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/khanji
Venmo: KajiW
CashApp: $kajiw
0/$1800
@thehugwizard, please boost this!
BOOST
“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool
Oh! Ive actually done a bit of research on this! I found some scythe like weapon alternatives that work well as weapons while still maintaining the aesthetic!
@masochist-incarnate WHAT ARE THEY
IM SO GODDAMN FUCKING GLAD YOU ASKED
First, let’s start with war picks, also known as horsemans picks, or nadziaks. they look like this to start:
these weapons were fucking INCREDIBLE at piercing through steel plate armor, and was highly used by calvary in the 17th century with origins in the middle east and europe, not only were these functional weapons, but they were good, your armor wouldn’t protect you from a swing of this, and its not like not wearing armor would do you any good.
Next we have kamas, which look like this,
kamas are essentially the daggers of scythes, even being used for farming asian crops, they don’t have any real downside, and are even heavily used in martial arts
next, would be zaghals, or for long, indian zaghal axes, which look like this
these were made for a similar use as the war pick, but it’s structured to be a sharper edge with a reinforced point, which allowed it to pierce through armor, like the war pick, but kept the sides sharper, allowing it to cut more effectively, and the handles on them are short and long depending on preference.
Next we have indo persian war hammers, which look like this:
These ones come closest to the scythe in visual terms in my opinion, and are also my favourite, these ones are still armor evicerating, but have a counterweight hammer on the other side, which helps stabilise the swing, and adds more momentum, along with being a hammer on the other side.
And finally, we have the war scythe, which looks like this.
i know what you’re thinking, and yeah! i agree! its not a scythe like weapon, its a bad looking spear! these were made when farmers found out that their farming scythes were pretty sucky weapons and did like shit, so they repositioned the blade on the pole to be more usable! I hate this and i didn’t want to include this, but i have to because one of you fucks will do a 3 second google search and ask “what about war scythes” because you think you know more than me! i hate this weapon!
Also, if giant sickles are more you’re speed, there’s the Ethiopian shotel
Or, the more popular Egyptian khopesh
May I rise you with Japanese Kusarigama ( 鎖鎌) The kusarigama adds a chain to either the back of the blade or the end of the handle (like on this example). The idea was to hit or entangle the opponent with the weight and chain and follow up with an attack of the scythe blade.
i offer a wholesome meme
*gently holds*
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
here, have some:
*big sip*
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
this is fantastic now children in Puerto Rico wont be able to receive the education they deserve thanks to their messed up government
Its even worse than that. I’m living through it. Not only are schools closing, hospitals are collapsing. Only around 9% of the island has electricity and it comes and goes at times.
People are dying in hospitals because of lack of diesel for the generators, a lot of the water is now infected, there are disease outbreaks and scareceness of food. I am safe, but many are not.
Some have water, others don’t. We need help. Sending money would be helpful but what would help even more would be sending water filters, filtering water bottles, food, medicine, if somehow possible diesel.
All of you reblogging this news helps, but what we need is physical help. If you can’t, then spread the word, but God if you can send supplies… Please… PLEASE do. We are dying. Help us, help us save ourselves. Help us save our people. Help us save out ISLAND.
If you’re not in a position to ship or transport useful items to the island (which is sure as heck the case for me in New Zealand) then the best thing you can do is give money to a reputable relief organisation operating in the area.
Hispanic Federation UNIDOS fundraising page for Puerto Rico.
Choose the fundraiser you want from the dropdown menu in the “Your Information” section (as you can see from the picture they have several).
Save the Children’s Hurricane Maria fundraising page.
Reblogging
Maria is over but we’re still going through hell and the effects of it likely won’t fade for years to come thanks to HoW mUCh hElP We rEciEveD so support and awareness is always appreciated
Part 1: Mini-series. Arguments.
NEXT
Hello!! This is a queue. Decided to start a mini-series revolving the life of the Time Brothers until February 2021 so that the blog activity wouldn’t decrease hahah. Inbox however, are still open for asks! I will answer them once I get back to the blog (^0^)/
Reblogs are much appreciated!!! Read Undertime here.
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okay so i hate to do this (and you guys know i do) but my pup Poppy needs to head to the vet as soon as possible and i really only have enough to pay for the base visit, not including meds or tests, so
donations of any amount gets a fic updated
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31 Day OTP Challenge
Here we are, making an attempt in coming back! Instead of Inktober, we would like to do a little OTP challenge instead to share some cute and/or funny doodles with you. We can’t guarantee to post something every day, but we will try, even if it’s just some sketches that we hope you will enjoy.
All lists this one is based on is found on Google, but despite multiple attempts we could only find one original source. If anyone knows the original sources, please let us know so we can put credit! Source Source Source
If you want to use this list, feel free to use it, change it, or share it - there are no rules by the way, so just have fun!
1. Holding Hands 2. Cuddling 3. Gaming / Watching a movie 4. On a date 5. Kissing 6. Wearing each other’s clothes 7. Lazy Morning 8. Shopping 9. Hanging out with friends 10. With Animal Ears 11. Rain 12. Making Out 13. Eating ice cream 14. Humanized 15. Stargazing 16. With an Adopt child 17. Spooning 18. Playing Twister 19. In formal wear 20. Dancing 21. Cooking/Baking 22. In battle, side by side 23. Arguing 24. Making up Afterwards 25. Gazing into each others’ eyes 26. Getting married 27. Roman/Greek AU 28. Ice Skating 29. Doing something sweet 30. Building an IKEA cabinet 31. Halloween
Would people be able to us this as a writing challenge too?? 👀👀