Truckers Atlas

"Changed my mind so much I can't even trust it, my mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself"- Modest Mouse

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Cooking with Danny

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I'm not stupid, just ignorant

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Me: *takes fat sip of H2O*

Me: *sneezes, blasting water everywhere*

Other fucks: *stares at me*

Me: "what? I'm a method actor, and Jonah and the whale is in a month."

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[lil-bone-malone]

Going thru my old posts. Bro, wtf is this? Didn’t you make it?

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I sure did

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My problem isn't finding happiness.

It's I'm comfortable with the pain.

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Listen up you munchie mother fuckers

.take two pieces of bread .slap a couple pieces of cheese on them hoes .slap them yeast clouds together . Peel any cheese that sticks out of the edges . Feed scrap cheese to the fuckin birds .smash that sandwich like you did that girl you met on that fetish website . Put it in the toaster . Heat to your liking . Butter the bread nice and plentiful like . Eat it like the top shelf pussy

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Courtesy of lil-bone-malone

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My dad is a bad ass

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Me: *watches breaking bad*

Me: "I could sling meth"

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[lysnk2]

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kysmelly is a sly one....

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Blowin' up dryers!

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Tornado storm in good ol' Missouri