this new pepsi ad with lindsay lohan is something else... its so fucking funny yet truly deranged

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this new pepsi ad with lindsay lohan is something else... its so fucking funny yet truly deranged
kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen
Conservatives literally want to be able to own whatever firearm they want and be able to mow us down with impunity so much so that when they can’t, when we too are armed they react like this fucking idiot
When the Black Panthers in Oakland started carrying to protect Black people, Regan changed open carry laws in California. Maga people only want guns to be used for what they want, violence and intimidation against anyone non-white, queer, or non-Christian. When any of those demographics stand up against the Maga clowns, all of sudden guns have to be regulated. The goalpost will always move inntheir interest to dominate others they hate.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
— Frank Wilhoit
my fifty year plan of commissioning hundreds of thousands of 15 year olds to illustrate every conceivable combination of words is finally bearing some fruit
When the effing conservatives talk about the 1950s and 60s they don’t mention high union membership.
Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?
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Yo Alex have you ever heard of this fish called poraquê? It's an amazonian electric fish and I feel like you'd enjoy these angry swimmy capacitors
OH. SO THATS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED ..... I heard em be called electric eels but they are not true eels and turns out their name is poraque......... i love that so much
They have ridiculous shocking power too, basically 90% of their body is three huge electricity generating organs.
I had the pleasure of seeing one of these in the new england aquarium aaaaages ago, and they had a charge-to-sound converter built into the tank, so if you hung out by it every time the fish activated the electricity you'd be able to hear it as if it was a geiger counter going nuts with radiation. It was genuinely so fucking dope
this is the plot of the giver
I’m dying bcse it literally is
Animal fats aren’t a health risk either, pass it on!
Red meat has been linked to all sorts of adverse health outcomes. But a new study shows that the associations are weak or nonexistent.
Felt bad for just flat out rebloging this earlier without looking it up, Article is legit and the website is rated honest.
Article also references healthdata dot org for a lot of their conclusions so decided to see if they’re on the level or not and it does not look like there’s any issued with the place the data came from’
This one is rock solid, and not sandstone, soapstone, or pumice either gonna be those good chunks of granite or something else strong.
Red meat is not a
health risk. New study slams years
of shoddy research
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
“The evidence for a direct vascular or heath risk from eating meat regularly is very low, to the point that there is probably no risk,” commented Dr. Steven Novella, a Yale neurologist and president of the New England Skeptical Society. “There is, however, more evidence for a health risk from eating too few vegetables. That is really the risk of a high-meat diet, those meat calories are displacing vegetable calories.”
im sorry what
Imagine doing molly to Taylor swift instead of to the "fisting music for gay pigs" playlist
Rb if you only do molly with the "fisting music for gay pigs" -it's moslty Carly Rae Jepsen-
As a tribute to all enslaved people buried in cemeteries in unmarked graves, artist Craig Walsh illuminated trees with faces to honour their souls
This installation is called Monuments and is Charlotte NC https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1599045368544514049