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JOYEUSE "SARKO VA EN PRISON AUJOURD'HUI" TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE !!!!!!!!

Fitzwilliam Darcy: your family is unbelievably embarrassing on every level-not to count that I am so way out of your league it becomes embarrassing for me to be around you-

Elizabeth Bennet: *enraged* can you not?

Fitzwilliam Darcy: -that is why you should come be part of my family instead!

Elizabeth Bennet:

Fitzwilliam Darcy:

Elizabeth Bennet: I don’t know what is more embarrassing-you thinking that your family is a better alternative, or that I am going to say yes to whatever this is.

besotted-with-austen

Fitzwilliam Darcy: I have saved the day with the power of my love for Elizabeth!

Fitzwilliam Darcy: and also money

Fitzwilliam Darcy: a lot of money

bennetsbonnet

Jane Austen really knew what she was doing in making us swoon when she wrote the line: "My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever."

Mr Darcy's income of ten thousand a year and lovely estate in Derbyshire is nice and all, but the thought of a man actually shutting up if you told him "no" is very appealing indeed...

allthisscienceidontunderstand

the timing of the kyle dubas to pittsburgh announcement is the funniest part about this whole scenario. he saw everything go down yesterday and said you got brad treliving? you want to promote him at 11am tomorrow? guess it’s time to tell the world I’m best friends with sidney crosby now. I got promoted and you got some guy named brad. like, kyle definitely won the breakup and I really honestly love that for him.

angelfxllblog

Such a sucker for any stories where the man tells the main character before any love confession "thats my girl"...... Weakened and shaken to my soul.....and the "don't touch my girl".....like thats poetry there

mundanekamilia

The day Mariana Zapata writes a male POV in her book it’s over for us bitches

im-only-joking

Theyre right and they should say it. Slut it up, Connor, c'mon.

im-only-joking

This aged… interestingly…

ommanyte

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural.

bisouschuu

ok guys, reblog and put in the tag how you name your siblings

wilwheaton

“You know the argument: America is divided into warring camps. The center has collapsed. Compromise is impossible. We have become uncivil and angry. While it’s true that the country is more deeply divided along partisan lines than it has been in the past, it is wrong to suggest a symmetrical devolution into irrational hatred. The polarization argument too often treats both sides as equally worthy of blame, characterizing the problem as a sort of free-floating affliction (e.g., “lack of trust”). This blurs the distinction between a Democratic Party that is marginally more progressive in policy positions than it was a decade ago, and a Republican Party that routinely lies, courts violence and seeks to define America as a White Christian nation. The Republican Party’s tolerance of violence is not matched by Democrats. Nor is the Republican Party’s refusal to recognize the sanctity of elections. Democrats did not call the elections they lost in 2020 and 2021 “rigged,” nor are they seeking to replace nonpartisan election officials with partisan lawmakers. Republicans’ determination to change voting laws based on their insistence that Donald Trump won the 2020 election is without historical precedent.”

— It’s not ‘polarization.’ We suffer from Republican radicalization.

riseofthecommonwoodpile

Dear Facebook, my husband spurted 3 big jets of his hot daddy cum into my fertile womb and, well, you know what happens then ;)

halfremembereddreamgirl-deactiv

The classiest way to let your friends and family know that your husband is a three pump chump. So blessed.

rendezvousrawmen

hime-fleabag

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

wearejustvisiting

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties.

He builds them.

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment.

kestrafagnor

I'd give three lungs and four hearts to read the love hypothesis from Adam's point of view.

This little shit met a strange girl in his bathroom ONCE and decided to simp for her for literal years?

But can you imagine how much simping his POV would bring? How much angst, because he thought she loved another guy? Fuck I'd love his train of think when Olive kisses him in the hallway.

rivierasunsetdiner

Listen..... idk what it is about the absolute yearning that comes from stories where both people are into each other but they are not aware of the other's feelings but they still look at the relationship they have atm and go "being this close is enough. I'm glad with just this" but i go feral each time

ultrafacts

Source

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The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

ultrafacts

cat-fandom

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

retro-geek-deactivated20220412

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

system-fail-ure-deactivated2021

Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

linkislost

a legacy

bemusedlybespectacled

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

kindaoffkilter

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

cryoverkiltmilk

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

northeastartist

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

redchrominance

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)