my idea of fun is slightly not to please you

i'm a student/nordic nerd/aspiring explorer/disgrace. the things in this blog make me laugh/think/stop/uncomfortable. fin/eng/swe/ice

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(via sardonicheight)

[chuckdrawsthings]

look it up

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[serenity-is-my-tardis]

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

[anamericaninestonia]

Estonian thought of the day

Mehed ja naised, let me tell you about something.

That is kohuke. The internet says it’s made of cheese curd and chocolate, but I’m pretty sure it has a crack cocaine filling because of how addicting it is.

I went to an Estonian’s house for dinner and someone basically unwrapped one of these bad boys and shoved it in my unsuspecting piehole. My life changed in that small, blissful moment. I saw my life flash before my eyes, and I became a new woman. 

Y’all. This is magical.

I’m really, really lactose intolerant. It’s bad. I get so bloated that I look like Kate Gosselin at 8,5 months if I even think about licking the buttercream frosting off a mini cupcake. I shove thee euro’s worth of these little pieces of heaven in my skullcave and the pain is oh so sweet. Worth it. 

When I go home I’d like to attempt to make some, but I dare not touch the sun. There’s an Eastern European deli a km down the road, if they don’t carry this I will mourn. 

I really like kohuke. 

[unofficial-estonia]

There’s lactose-free version from Saare! :) Tere also had one at one point, but I haven’t seen that in ages :(

[pikaole]

Snake and flowers

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[yonceeknowles]

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[mapsontheweb]

Who do Europeans joke about most?

[lilium-bosniacum-deactivated202]

belarusians are better than all of us, not laughing at anyone

[freedominthedarkmp3]

Everyone in Europe: joking about their neighbours

Italy: constantly dragging self, no italian is safe from other italians

[strakkin-0]

I can confirm that

[human-sanmarinoball]

@human-italyball

[human-italyball-blog]

*Cough Cough*

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@ask2pnyoitaly @ask-the-pictonian-resistance @mmd-ask-italy

[chikoritastudies]

What does Hungary have against Scotland? Or am I getting my flags confused?

[finnishfun]

@miffystudies it’s true! :D I’m not sure why, but we have lots of Scottish jokes, based on that they are “cheap” people

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

shout out to ace and aro kids who are constantly bombarded with the opinion that sex and romantic love are directly connected to living a happy life.

[b4bysitter-deactivated20210208]

Y’all are just reblogging this at the speed of sound tonight

[beaniebaneenie]

Since it’s almost valentines day, and this message is about to get hammered in even more, reblogging this again.

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[futurebuffdad]

DISTRESSED BEEPING

[end0skeletal]

This has been a baby turtle (and tortoise) post.

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Bonus:

[themarbledfox]

@sunflwrseeds-scully

[princesscheeto]

Peasant, my food bowl is empty.

[theliftinglife00-deactivated202]

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?

me:

[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[lolaveda]

Rala Choi