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The theatre near me is doing a showing of TG and TG:M for the 40th anniversary and I have…a grand total of no one to go with 😭

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Bob: they love me for my nice kindness

Phoenix: friendly boy swag

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Maverick: What are the hardest things to say?

Phoenix: I was wrong.

Rooster: I need help.

Bob: Worcestershire sauce.

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Hangman: Y’all might not know this actually, but I too am a flawed person.

The Daggers’ in unison: We do know that.

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Phoenix: What’s your biggest fear?

Rooster: Well, I am incredibly arachnophobic…

Bob, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

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Maverick: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Penny: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Rooster: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Bob: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Hangman: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Hangman: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?

Phoenix and Rooster, in unison: It actually does.

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Bob: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Phoenix: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Phoenix: Hey Rooster, do you have any hobbies?

Rooster: Swimming..

Phoenix: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Rooster: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Iceman: Where are you going?

Maverick: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Iceman: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Goose and Carol, knowing full well that Ice got Mav an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Bob: Are you sure this is safe?

Phoenix: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.

Phoenix: Keep twisting, Bob! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

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Hangman: Punch me in the face.

Rooster: ...Punch you?

Hangman: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Rooster: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Rooster: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Phoenix: cracks knuckles Manslaughter it is!

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I’ve been thinking about this edit lately❤️

Credit to @/kenobxi on TikTok!

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Dating Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazansky♡