lonely planet

ready to self-destruct

[lieutenantmeowmeow]

idk if i said it but i moved to korea a few years ago and have been working there, but i am alive

[lieutenantmeowmeow]

Lmao hi

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift

[theapatheticstag]

lit af

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

she was gettin it

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[catsuggest]

good morninge !

[catsuggest]

it is time to get up and get busé with the day !

[piracytheorist]

What are your plans for today, cat?

[catsuggest]

[weirdmageddon]

[metaangelz]

this is too funny

[lindsaychrist]

im the bitch closest to the camera…

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[davidtellez]

[yageb]

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[outofcontextarthur]

[kiwiisuugar]

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[danceryoongi]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue