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sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

sceptixfakemon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sceptixfakemon

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

susiephone

it's clear to me that eloise's family loves her dearly, but they also see her disinterest in marriage to be, at best, a little quirk she better grow out of now that she's too old for it to be cute, and at worst, a defect that needs to be fixed.

which would set up some interesting character dynamics and commentary on the expectations placed upon women at the time, if the show didn't seem to agree.

#bridgerton #eloise bridgerton

anglerfl3sh

I love post like “you all are against rich people until they’re a fictional character” because it’s completely true. I am against rich people until it’s a fictional character. I don’t think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

nonlynear

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

vampyyprincess

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

free-my-mindd

bumblebeebats

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

slowspinningredemption

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

acakewalkofcrocodiles

The Hat Man is our greatest export

weepingchoir

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

elexuscal

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)