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cwote

You are worth it :))

sodomymcscurvylegs

My gay ass casting Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts:

sodomymcscurvylegs

EXPELLIARMUS!

yourakh

And i wanted you to know that when i do picture myself happy, it’s with you

arahir

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

airfryerenthusiasts

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

latenights

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot, keep them, thats all u need

princelymlm

Gay culture is being just a little bit in love with all your friends

fuocogo

It’s what they deserve

silversarcasm

if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure

if you had to take time off school you are not a failure

if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure

your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly so for disabled people and others for whom school is set against them

dniudsnf

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

americanfootball1999-deactivate

the comments on this are gross y’all clearly dont understand how this works. transitioning is not that easy nor is it affordable. and it is a transition aka it’s not instantaneous aka it takes time. years and years, in fact, to get to the point where you could pass for cis and even then some people may never fully pass. surgery is expensive and getting medical treatment is a nightmare in and of itself. some people can’t fully transition or pass for various reason such as age, health, money, location, family, not being completely out, body type, etc. and they are still worthy of respect and dignity. so yeah, passing may be “the goal” but if you only respect trans people when they pass, news flash: you’re trash.

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected.

kotenok-deactivated20240301

“looks aren’t everything” ok but I’m at least 99% sure I’d be much happier if I didn’t look like garbage.

cosmicwizdom

Accept the past, manage the present and work hard towards the future.

- unknown (via cosmicwizdom)

cosmicwizdom

Every struggle you had in your life shaped you into the person you are today. Be thankful for hard times. They can only make you stronger.

- unknown (via cosmicwizdom)

serious

Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.

live and let live aspire to inspire (via misjudgments)

bakwaaas

you must teach your heart to accept what cannot be changed.

varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact

how do i become easier to love

lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

thehumorousace

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

racefaker

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

lena-luthor

lesbianpeachs

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

ggghosties

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

exomoon

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

gonecryptidhunting-moved

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

phil-of-the-phuture

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?