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chesecak || I post random stuff from time to time || bi, female, she/her || "my preferred pronouns are dumb/ass"

[lifeasahacker]

hungry :pensive:

[badjokesbyjeff]

C, E flat and G walk into a bar.

They ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve minors here”. E flat walks out while C and G have a fifth between the two of them.

[halalameme]

[bf-memes]

Best Boyfriends - Ranked

14. They 13. Can’t 12. Be 11. Ranked 10. Because 9. Each  8. One 7. Is 6. Perfect 5. In 4. His 3. Own 2. Way

1. MINE

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[gifs-directory]

Do not try again

[incorrecttemplates]

Character A: Don't let another person ruin your day.

Character A:

Character A: Ruin your own damn day.

[lifeasahacker]

me: boy oh boy I sure do hope I'm barely interacted with today

also me: why do I feel so lonely

[traumatisedd]

me? coping? sorry I only know self destruction™

[dear-ao3]

[feministism]

can we get rid of the concept that boys don’t like mushy romantic lovey-dovey shit? boys can like dates. boys can like flowers. boys can like gentle kisses. boys can like rom-coms. boys can be overwhelmed with adoration and appreciation. they need to be taken care of emotionally just as much as anyone else does. spoil them, treat them like kings. let them cry without having to worry about judgement. play with their hair. be the big spoon sometimes. give them spontaneous gifts. let them rant and whine. comfort them. guys have emotional needs. they need to be taken care of, too. love your boy the way you want your boy to love you y'all

[gleaming-wildflowers]

Accurate

[studentlifeproblems]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

to put your mind at ease: people who ramble when they get nervous are in fact cute and lovely and charming, I would not change you

[whowho-who]