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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

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for the last 2+ weeks, the Amazon has been catching fire. Yes, it’s the season where that’s normal but because of the sayings (aka incentive) of our new president, some farmers are taking advantage of that and intentionally setting the trees on fire. Yesterday, because of this, the sky of São Paulo looked like this. AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.

Hospitals of the northern states are filling up with people (especially children and seniors) claiming they can’t breathe properly. ALREADY ENDANGERED ANIMALS ARE DYING. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Germany and Norway, huge donators to the Amazon cause will stop sending money because they don’t see results (that can also be credited to our president, who has been tweeting angrily ever since - not because he cares about the environment, btw). That money gives this guy and his team equipment to save little guys like these:

THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, NOT JUST BRAZILIANS. The Amazon is the largest rainforest in the world, and it’s being destroyed. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

If your country is holding elections, vote for someone who cares about this. Don’t let another Bolsonaro or another Trump have the power to do something and then do nothing. This is going to shape our future — if we have one.

PLEASE REBLOG, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!

side note: not to sound bitter or ungrateful but also like what’s up with Europe… y’all exploited South America for centuries but just because you “aren’t seeing results” you stop helping altogether?? if you really wanted to help you wouldn’t stop because you think you aren’t helping lol

enbyelf

theres a petition going around. PLEASE sign it. this is HUGE

rose-lily-hale

Okay my question to everyone that’s saying “vampires had ear piercings before they were turned and they just stay the way”

then why can’t they keep tattoos? i’m talking fully healed had for many years tattoos.

if smeyer’s vision is venom getting rid of “imperfections” that would included many body modifications…

like you’re telling me venom can completely heal a broken spinal column but it can’t push a tiny piece of metal out of a hole?

effervescently-alice

Oh I’ve been ignoring the no tattoo thing from the begining bc smeyer is the worst. But if he have to go by smeyer logic??

Idk its the misogyny or the mormon. I chalk that whole thing up to smeyer idiocy tbh

chameleon-ari

they have to repierce their ears every time they wearing earrings cause it heals when they take it out and the only way to pierce it is to bite it with vampire fangs

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

mindfulwrath

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

I have vastly misunderstood this post.

programmerhumour

The original tweet

ruinedchildhood

Noir Princesses by Astor Alexander

zagenta

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

corsolanite

Today is a national holiday! On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

tariqah

MY FAVE

venusmacabre-deactivated2019053

Of course in Aquarius season.

hoopdogz

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

1980sbusinesswoman

So fun story, my oldest dog (Sagan) is very very attached to me, to the point where if you don’t watch him when I’m not around, he WILL go look for me. So one day the weather is nice at my office, so we prop a door open. I go to pee, and Sagan immediately is like “She’s been tooken I must go find her” and just quietly walks out the propped door to look for me. I get out, realize he’s not there, and jet down the street calling for him. People realize I’m obviously calling for a dog, and they’re like “Fluffy black dog? He was walking that way.” Apparently no one stopped him because he was just calmly walking down the street with like, purpose, and they didn’t want to interrupt him???? Sure enough he was sitting on the little patio off the Dunks a block away cause he knows this Bostonian bitch has a Dunks problem. But honestly you’d think he was meeting me there like we made this plan last week.

0l0x

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will