[mxnrique]

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

[proto-homo]

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

[laughconfetti]

they cut it because of the ONE gay reference

[eschaton-the-imminent]

Same energy

[nikadd]

both of these sketches were written by julio torres - here’s his twitter

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Omg 😂

[pseudo-seraphim]

I just want you all to know that my dramatic 6 year old ass would have loved all of this shit.

[baker-p-i]

I’m the dramatique™ hand to face moment in the broken mirror.

[dormouseking]

“YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. AND THIS ONE THING IS FOR HIM.” I don’t know Julio Torres nor his sexual orientation but no matter what it is he has lived The Queer Experience™ .

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[thebestoftumbling]

Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

[typicalbitchybitch-deactivated2]

His face before he slams it

[youngijae-deactivated20160120]

[kizutsuku]

wher ethe fuck the ice cream go

[aaays-and-bees]

He destroyed it

[blackdenimjeans]

He like to call me 🍑 when we get this nasty

[blackdenimjeans]

Turn that 🍒 out

[blackdenimjeans]

He 💦 all on my 👗

[officialcrow]

guess i got the radio edit

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[lesbiancousin]

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[plasmalogical]

me as a geologist: it was this damn ass rock

[funnypicsdept]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is so fucking funny

[meanplastic]

literally who thought she would be good for this i’m SCREAMING

[las-karens]

[taylorbrownok]

[hellenhighwater]

this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

[starcrossed-sky]

y'our

[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[worldfastcararchived]

zgfffgcfdfcscd

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

my dad ghostwrote this

[popculturebuzz]

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[eddis-not-eeddis]

This is me with every single friend I currently posses. 

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[bittersweet-tremolo]