The party healer

Hello! My name is Ally, and I'm a 19-year-old residing in Massachusetts. I love making friends, so maybe we could talk sometime? :) Links coming soon probably! Eventually!

[jumpforjo]

hey friends! as you might (or might not) know, I’m a part of the Missouri GSA Network’s Youth Leadership Council and we host a Youth Empowerment camp over the summer. I went to it last year and that’s how I really gained my involvement in the network, and quite frankly this camp does a lot of good for all who attend and we’re scheduled to have over 80 young people this year! It’s pretty amazing if I do say so myself.

It is incredibly important that we provide this camp for free, we want every person to have the ability to attend and form relationships with queer, trans, and allied youth from all around Missouri. These are the youth starting and improving GSAs in their school, these are the youth going to the capitol and talking to senators, these are the youth making change in Missouri.

Right now, we really need money. We raised money earlier this month with a pancake brunch, and we have a few more local fundraisers planned in the coming months, but we need as much help as we can get! Every dollar, every cent counts. If you can, please donate, and either way, please reblog this post!

Donate Here.

More about MO GSA Network.

Facebook event page for camp.

[apriki]

your story was so funny omg. do you have any more?

So i lived the town over from my high school, and had to catch the bus like an hour and a half every day to and from

(a movie. thats a fucking movie, every day, twice a day)

(I WAS TWELVE)

(commuter tragedy)

and because we were all stuck together for so long for like six years, we followed the natural inclination of teenagers to be fucking idiots at every chance

and we formed this group of bus kids

forged by ridiculous travel times

bonded in suffering the ridiculous rule of

our bus driver.

our bus driver was an old, old lady called jeannine

(nickname: the grinch, due to the time we were singing christmas carols and she got annoyed and declared that christmas was canceled.)

(CANCELED.)

(we put up a sign written in texta that said ‘NO CHRISTMAS - SIGNED, THE GRINCH’)

(she did not find it funny)

jeannine had been driving the bus since time immemorial

(and may have of, in fact, been one of the Old Ones)

(never confirmed)

(but i have my suspicions)

Jeannie ran a tight ship.

the tightest ship

jeannine was the generalissimo of bus drivers

she played this talkback radio station over the speaker system

and when we were being too loud or she was jut annoyed with us she would turn it up to deafening levels

and we would all block our ears, and then having gotten our attention she would turn it down and shout at us

when we were REALLY TERRIBLE

(like those two weeks after high school musical premiered and we used to have breaking free singalongs)

(yeah)

(I would have turned the radio up on our asses too)

she would park next to the city graveyard

(always the graveyard?)

(i dont know why)

(mental conditioning?)

(subliminal messgakng?)

and walk/hobble

(she was pretty stooped over)

(basically she was your standard old crone)

(potentially witch)

up and down the aisle tellin us how terrible we were

so anyway, one year jeannine goes on a two week break for surgery

(what surgery? We never found out. Various sources claim knee, hip or shoulder replacement)

(could have been a stay at a lazarus pit)

(stay woke)

and we get a replacement driver.

we called him nickelback because he played a nickelback cd over the speaker,

on repeat

every bus trip

EVERY.

TRIP.

how the hell’d we wind up like this?

so free from the reign of terror that was jeannine, we get a bit wild.

and by ‘wild’ i mean we:

talk above speaking level,

eat our food in the ooen,

someone busts out a guitar anyway here’s wonderwall

its one of these days,

that the Great Apple Fiasco happens.

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[ioncehadwings]

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

[myimmortalseries]

SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND

Enter ENOBY

ENOBY

For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.

[breathoffresheyre-deactivated20]

I’m actually crying right now. Tears of blood.

[the-smiling-pony]

Tumblr needs to make this their welcome image.

[jellyfish-magic-deactivated2015]

Who needs nude pics when you can have food pics

[fuck-benedict]

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

[fuck-benedict]

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

[heyangelsmp3-deactivated2015120]

sometimes dramione smut gets so weird and awkward and borderline bad porno it’s actually sad

[azuila]

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[dunflower]

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

new year new me getting rid of all the fake friends im sick of the lies and the drama here's to a good 2006

[the-cherry-wine-life]

[12-gauge-rage]

The Earth is lumpy.

[chewbaccaaah]

I was not aware of this. thank you

[officialfrenchtuck]

this makes so much sense but it makes me so uncomfortable 

[mopoglo-deactivated20260401]

i wish i hadn’t seen this

[hdhskakmsheuakegsb111111]

One time my bf was telling me about people who argue about intelligent creation by saying “the earth is perfectly round!” And I said “but it isn’t!” And he was so proud of me

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

okay so im just learning this

[zachthemermaid-deactivated20150]

yet another unrealistic expectation for planets

[musicmanonsax-deactivated201812]

^that last comment though^

[itssweezybro]

Oh my fucking god. Thank you united states education system, I was under the impression that we were on a perfectly spherical planet.. I had to learn a thing from TUMBLR

[edwardspoonhands]

Oh…here it is! This is a map of the earth’s gravitational field with the differentiations multiplied 7000 times. If it seems like Tumblr is teaching you something contrary to your education, it is probably because Tumblr is wrong, not school. 

Still this is the result of some very cool science. We can use these gravitational differentiations to map areas of the deep sea that would take us decades to map other ways.

In the end though, the Earth is extremely spherical. There are very few objects on a human scale that could be said to be as smooth as the earth. Any perturbation in the earth’s mass is smoothed out by gravity. Obviously not ALL perturbations, we have mountains and trenches and stuff, but if the Earth were the size of a billiard ball, it would be far more smooth than one.

[lifemage-blog]

C'mon, guys, just look at NASA pictures of Earth from space or something... ._.

This is the second post I've seen within 15 minutes where people aren't checking sources and facts.

[waasabi]

Magical pond that changes color with the weather 

Kent Shiraishi took these photos of the Blue Pond, a beautiful body of water in Hokkaido, Japan. Blue Pond receives so much attention because of its shimmering blue hue, which changes into a lovely green in certain light. This pond owes its colors to aluminium hydroxide, a mineral which reflects blue light. 

[mothandmarrow-deactivated201501]

Moore told scientists that they could experience the phenomenon by jumping in the air at the precise moment the alignment occurred. If they do so, he promised, they would experience a strange floating sensation.Astronomers have long been aware that there would be an alignment of the planets on that date, when Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto would be on the same side of the sun, within an arc 95° wide. But now they are guaranteeing the occurrence as the gravitational effect of the other planets on the Earth’s crust is maximum even at their closest approach. But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds. So, mark this date on your calendar and share it with your friends! Zero gravity day is just around the corner!- 

[rosebit-deactivated20150803]

this is so crazy and wild i’m so excited!

[bdsm--life]

My life has led up to these 3 seconds

[lifemage-blog]

Sorry to break it to you, folks, but this is fake.

[bored-im-blog]

[wowthisexists-blog]

Sickest Candle ever.

[activatewindows]

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

[kickthebreadstickz]

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

[fenetaj-deactivated20160318]

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

[ajremix]

Not gonna lie, I now want to buy one for the sole purpose of watching people flail about trying to make it stop.

[queen-of-fallen-angels]

Is this the candle version of a Furby

[zorakings]

we had one of these and we just pried the battery out what are you all doing

[slayersublime]

My Sky Bison couldn’t be more excited for the series finale of #Korra #LOK #ATLA #Appa #Aang

[psychoepsilon]