Let's all just run away

This blog has seen the skull

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

This post nearly got me ostracized by two of my swiftie friends and I don't think a third will ever look at me the same again lmaooooo

[servetolive]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[andhumanslovedstories]

I think in Resident Evil 4 and other such video games where you absolutely just blast your way thru your problems, every two hundred kills or so, Leon should remark to himself, “I have shot so many people in the head today.” Then go right back to blasting. Anyway I just got a scope for my beefy rifle that lets me snipe people from a billion feet away. Used it to one shot a guy who never knew I was in his zip code. The satisfaction I felt watching his head explode was so intense that it felt unethical. Then I took money from that guy’s dead body and took it to the merchant to make my gun even better.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I just wonder sometimes if Leon is ever like “I wade through an ocean of blood so deep I will never surface again,” while he spin kicks a guy to death.

[andhumanslovedstories]

When older leon goes quiet and stares into the distance, it is because he’s thinking about the time he shouted “HASTA LUEGO” then suplexed a granny.

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[redstonedust]

normalise wearing a big skull shirt with spiky bracelets and calling people dorkzillas while taking their lunch money. if you shove nerds in their lockers. youre valid...........

[emziess]

GRACE ROCKY SAVES STARS

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller + Wordle

((Inspo))

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[motherofcatsandmess]

[ryebreadgf]

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!