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[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

[mjalti]

interviewer: why do you want this job? Why should we hire you?

me at the interview: better use of our time today... why weren’t you able to retain the employee that vacated my new position

[littlestpersimmon]

southeast asia

[itsagifnotagif]

you better stay hydrated if you know what is good for you

[lilsad1312]

um was that a threat?

[itsagifnotagif]

Y E S

[thornytendrils]

[redfrilled-moved]

so im layin there,,,,,,,,,,,,tits out for Aphrodite……..

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

I have no self of steam

[skymoonandstardust]

[turbopisser]

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

[prostatemodern]

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[carnival-phantasm]

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

[trainthief]

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

[peristeronicsuperhero-deactivat]

no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.

[baby-fish-mouth-deactivated2017]

it’s possible that this laptop wasn’t built for five years of literally 24-hour-a-day use

[kristina100000]

unfollow if you have airpods

[bitchycode]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[dankmemeuniversity]

[brucebocchi]

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]