but louis got the dagger

i dont know why im in this fandom. its livning hell.

[catchymemes]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[tomspeteb-deactivated20181219]

I need

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

🍀🌰🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡☀⚡⭐🌠🌕🌔🌓🌒🌰⭐🌱🌿🍀🎆🌋🎇🌠🔮🔔💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💳💳💳💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💰💰💰🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🌋🌊🌈🎆🎇🎉🎊🔓🔆🔓💰💸💳🔅📈🏁🍚⬆⬇↕🔄✳✴🌊🌈🌒🌓🌔🌕🌠⭐⚡🌋🎆🎇🎆🎉🎊🎍💸💸💸✴✳✳✳✳↕↕↕↕🎆🎇🌋✴✳🐇🐸🍀🌰🌱🌼🍀🍀🍀🌻🌺🍀🍀🌿🍀🌰🌱🌿🍀

Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[sheseemswonderful-deactivated20]

if you are a freshman girl in college, listen to me: always listen to your instincts. If a party sounds sketchy, don’t go. I promise you absoutely nothing will happen if you don’t go and you are not missing out on anything. If someone says something that sounds weird to you, get away from them. Don’t worry about anything else but being safe. You come into college thinking you have to take risks an be wild but you don’t need to do that. In college you can explore other things sure but I promise you that you know what is the little fear of the unknown and what is your instinct telling you something is bad. Be safe and talk to upperclassmen girls for advice abot your specific enviroment/school.

[sixpenceee]

What a smoke bubble looks like on water. Via here

More interesting posts here: @sixpenceee

[atlboi81]

#art

[dechjo89]

Damn

[weloveshortvideos]

The end…

[lil-introv3rt]

That was savage

[professional-funposting]

O B L I T E R A T E D 

[wildberry-poptart]

E V A P O R A T E D

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

[youtemptres]

Medicine St. Paul 01/07

[teathattast]

[versaceloui]

the absolute only reason im in this fandom is because of the 2012 imagines: a masterpost

y’all, i don’t even think you need an introduction to this masterpiece of written art y’all are about to witness. All i can say is that 2012 sure was a dark time for all of us, but who the hell needs ao3 when all you gotta do to find the good stuff is typing this in the google search bar: 

*hacker voice* im in now let’s get directly to the good stuff, because honestly it ain’t that hard to find. this shit is a fucking gold mine. lets go down the memory lane.

say no more, this is the dream scenario

wrote for you

aww boobear:’)<3 (i never thought i would have to write those words again in this life im nauseous)

that sure is a sick prank

if niall ever looked at me like that i wouldve fetched my pepper spray long ago

this is comedy gold im gonna cry

zayn has a shitload of spare time on his hands im guessing 

this is why they were so late for the first otra show

this was wild from start to finish

his tongue is battling yours for dominance

you absolute fucking nutcases

the nandos era im crying

who the fuck is kristen

im nominating this for all litterature awards of the century *kisses you*

hes proposing to her with a jason derulo song im a loss for words on this one im fucking done with this.. before i log off forever i am gonna leave you with the absolute vein of gold. the masterpiece. the imagine that started it all. my feels are going overboard again.

this is the absolute biggest gold vein of klondike that is google search. goodbye my peers, im logging the fuck off

[demilypyro]

question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

[new-sz-deactivated20170824]

thrussy stays tight

[demilypyro]

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

[solarprominence]

unfortunately, that’s the answer. there are muscles in your esophagus that prevent food from coming back up

[catchymemes]

Do you remember them?

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[catchymemes]

George-Washington.zip

[moved-strabius-strawberry]

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

[newkate]

Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:

“My dick, like a mythical tale,

Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”

[troyeslittlenuggett]

ABSOLUTE LEGEND