stealing from capitalism since 2000

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[liftnthrift]

🛣 ‘my dog wont get off my stolen rug’ haul 🛣

C0LĖS 🏡

full size chocolate blocks x 3 = $9

chocolate bars x 3 = $6

noodles x 2 = $2

vodka - $42

SP0TLĮGHT 🏡

rug - $40

jewellery supplies x 4 = $20

LÚ$H 🏡

shower jëlly - $11

CØLLĖTTE 🏡

scrunchie - $5

DÄNGĘRFIËLD 🏡

skirt - $31

TOTAL 🛣 $166

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

how to conceal

1) shove it down your pants.,,

[liftingcutie]

How I conceal everything 90% of the time

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

100% effective

[heavenlylifter]

me, concealing in my pants: yes…. 100% effective…. no suspicion in this here store…

[liftingdiva-deactivated20181024]

so 😩 thiccccc 😍 daddy has thighs for days 😻💍💦

[ratboylifts]

idk if anyones reposted this for the lifters yet but its so fucking funny

[leolifter]

🍅

[girlielifter-blog]

This is lifting pepe. Reblog and you shall have a good haul

[girlielifter-blog]

holy fuckaroni i thought this might get 4 notes at most

[theiving-psycho-cat-deactivated]

plz work lol

[totallynotlifting-blog]

Girl I’m doing a S3phora lift this weekend so I pray that Pepe does me good here….

[cgjbkckcv-deactivated20191111]

july 17th finds!

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- blue kanken mini 70

- black kanken mini 70

- keychain (for magnet) 6

- lip tint 16

- georganics charcoal floss 7

- hydrate serum 15

- floral handkerchief 10

- mini floral silk scarf 10

ånthrōpolögiê

- tocca florence mini perfume 24

- brambleberry rose lip balm (awful 0/10 would not recommend) 6

- rose lip balm (not pictured) 6

- thisworks deep sleep pillow spray 30

tärgėt

- peach socks 2 ish

- socks 2 ish

sėphörâ

- mint sugar lip treatment 24

total 298

[sunshine-shoppy]

why are we sleeping on this haul

[sunnylifts]

I’m so tired of hearing shopping lifting is morally wrong

Why? Why is it wrong?

It doesn’t hurt employees, prices are so jacked up it doesn’t effect profits, most companies have theft insurance so there’s literally zero impact, the only person who’s put under any danger is the shoplifter so it’s a conscious self taken risk

You want to hear something morally wrong???

Imagine having so much money it’s literally impossible for you to spend in yours And your children’s lifetimes, and owning a company that isn’t willing to pay more than the state REQUIRES you to pay employees, watching them scrape by and giving shitty benefits, and charging so much profit on your products that the prices are hard to afford for the majority of society so you can keep your money by enforcing the poverty cycle

I just described the CEO of every company I’ve ever stolen from

So I don’t know who taught you your morals, but fuck off.

[im-literally-loki-deactivated20]

p r e a c h

[wolfxmomlift-blog]

👏👏

[takethestairsnotthelift-deactiv]

the ambient sounds of the store continue, youve concealed in the changing room and quadruple checked for tags, you calmly walk towards the door, when all of a sudden you feel a hand on your shoulder. you turn around, and there she is -

[mood-lifter-blog]

SKSKAJAJ THIS SENT ME OMG OH NO

[profoundlycasualtaco]

Saw this on Reddit, which one of yall is this? LMAOOO

[liveloveliftstuff-deactivated20]

The “went in to buy a pair of shoes, ended up lifting 3 pairs of shoes and a bag” haul

-Kanken bag: $90*

-Vans sneakers: $65

-Sam Smith sneakers: $110

-Adidas (superstars I think? idk): $90

Total saved: $355

*Prices are converted from my local currency to USD. The prices here for the same item in your area might be more/less depending on where you live!

[heavenlylifter]

this haul is so beautifully aesthetic🖤🖤🖤

[pretzel-lift]

📚 Forever a book nerd📚

Not pictured: package of pens for my cousin’s Christmas package

$160

[pretzel-lift]

y'all beyond sleeping on my books…y'all done coded and flatlined

[lyftfordays]

Theft prevention: 100

[babelift]

YALL……… this is so funny

[indecisivelifter-deactivated202]

GOALS

[thatonegaylifter]

yes. baby. yes.

[liftnthrift]

a ‘ethically consume what you can’t lift’ haul

THRIFTED 💕

rëd crôss:

dress (seems to be handmade): $12

skirt (orginally from zârå): $12

TOTAL SPENT: $24

L1FTĒD 😈

from sėphÿ, prīćēlíne, miñīsö, rûbį, daîsö and mećča

highlighter stick - $37

liquid lipstick - $28

lipbalm - $5

beanie - $8

facemasks x 3 = $9

sunglasses - $15

socks - $3

blush - $46

eyeliner - $34

TOTAL NOT SPENT: $185

[lilliftie]

For us that don’t reblog from the outside community :v I love this

[stoneylifter]

IM CRYING