The chanel perfume smells so bad fml
£300? My price estimates are always off ahh

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@liftinglittlebaby
The chanel perfume smells so bad fml
£300? My price estimates are always off ahh
it’s been ages but I'm back bitches
ïkëå haul mfers
found a cart inside with a receipt but also brought it my own so i can fake it when i left. Just loaded up my cart and walked past the checked as I was pulling out my receipt. No one looked or questioned me honestly was on a total power trip the entire time i was walking out the doors and unloading this into my car lmaooooo
honestly need more stuff for my apartment, so miiigghhttt go back in today/soon dressed completely different
reblogging my own post bc i literally went back and got a whole other cart of stuff three days later and not sussed once & got all the items i needed/wanted for my apartment 😌
and also y’all are sleeping on this walkout ☹️
total: $289.38 (inc. 6% sales tax)
*not pictured: $18 pair of faux glasses for bf
cute lil UO haul!! my bf offered to take me lifting today and i was SMITTEN. only two SAs in the whole store, no LP, and unattended fitting rooms (which was a first for me at urban). i ended up lifting EVERYTHING i took into the dressing room, which was risky, but i was feeling reckless. i felt clever for hiding the discarded tags on top of the box housing the lights above the mirror ;) hehe those aren’t gonna be found for a while
I’m shakin
I can’t even believe how much I got the other day. What even.
Never going back to the location/strip mall I was at, so I went a lil wild
Didn’t keep track of prices 🤷 but I’m deadass certain this is close to $2k.
It’s almost warm enough for me to wear some of these dresses out!! Maybe I’ll wear the quilted Laura Ashley dress to panic buy toilet paper at the local Tesco😒😒 or the next time I go out for baileys to get me through another week of quarantine
ft. a snake toy my little cousin insisted i put in the picture😅😅
🐙M&S🐙
• Rose 3 in 1 Spray - £6.50
🐙Boots🐙
• Nivea Micellar Water - £4.29
• Johnson's Rose Wipes - £3.45
• Revlon Kiss Cloud Blotted Lip Colour in Berry Soft - £7.99
• Revlon Kiss Glow Lip Oil in Berry Brilliant - £8.99
🐙Topshop🐙
• Orelia ear cuffs x3: £42.00
• Estella Bartlett Sunburst Drop Earrings - £21.00
• Orelia Crystal Hoop x2 - £15.00
• L&L Gold Necklace - £25.00
🐙Urban Outfitters🐙
• Laura Ashley Mia Quilted Mini Dress - £80.00
• LA Candy Mini Dress - £55.00
• Finders Keepers Red Cristina Illustration Mini Dress - £125.00
• Sophie Midi Dress - £40.00
• LA Madison Midi Dress - £60.00
• Cleo Pink Satin Cami - £29.00
• Seamless Cream Bralette - £14.00
🐙Monsoon🐙
• Dottie Blue Sequin Dress - £99.00
🐙Whistles🐙
• Almond Blossom Misha Dress - £189.00
🐙Total: £825.22🐙
It’s almost warm enough for me to wear some of these dresses out!! Maybe I’ll wear the quilted Laura Ashley dress to panic buy toilet paper at the local Tesco😒😒 or the next time I go out for baileys to get me through another week of quarantine
ft. a snake toy my little cousin insisted i put in the picture😅😅
🐙M&S🐙
• Rose 3 in 1 Spray - £6.50
🐙Boots🐙
• Nivea Micellar Water - £4.29
• Johnson's Rose Wipes - £3.45
• Revlon Kiss Cloud Blotted Lip Colour in Berry Soft - £7.99
• Revlon Kiss Glow Lip Oil in Berry Brilliant - £8.99
🐙Topshop🐙
• Orelia ear cuffs x3: £42.00
• Estella Bartlett Sunburst Drop Earrings - £21.00
• Orelia Crystal Hoop x2 - £15.00
• L&L Gold Necklace - £25.00
🐙Urban Outfitters🐙
• Laura Ashley Mia Quilted Mini Dress - £80.00
• LA Candy Mini Dress - £55.00
• Finders Keepers Red Cristina Illustration Mini Dress - £125.00
• Sophie Midi Dress - £40.00
• LA Madison Midi Dress - £60.00
• Cleo Pink Satin Cami - £29.00
• Seamless Cream Bralette - £14.00
🐙Monsoon🐙
• Dottie Blue Sequin Dress - £99.00
🐙Whistles🐙
• Almond Blossom Misha Dress - £189.00
🐙Total: £825.22🐙
Imma just leave this here
When i tell you i died-
no because this video just shows how important confidence is its genuinely one of the most powerful tools when lifting. i mean, thinking back on it there were several times when I was younger that I would just. accidentally walk out with something in my hand and not get caught because I wasn't worried about getting caught, and several times where I was nervous and got stopped. confidence is so much more important than it seems
the employee: 👁 👄 👁
I wish I had a murder mystery to solve in a fancy old library so I could wear that pinafore and blouse combo and feel like a detective!!
💌Topshop💌
• Star Scrunchie - £6.50
•Freedom Cross Hoops - £10.00
•Estella Bartlett Silver Star Necklace - £21.00
•Orelia Ear Party Earrings - £25.00
💌Anthropologie💌
•Gold Hoops - £28.00
💌& Other Stories💌
•Sunflower Hoops - £13.00
•Rings x4 - £27.00
💌Urban Outfitters💌
• Faithfull The Brand Yellow Floral Mini Dress - £135.00
• May Eyelet Ruffle Babydoll Dress - £69.00
💌& Other Stories💌
• Silk Blend Garden-Floral Maxi Dress - £120.00
💌H&M💌
• Dark Petrol Crêpe Wrap Dress - £24.99
💌Monsoon💌
• Callie Embroidered Velvet Jacket - £99.00
💌Zara💌
• Voluminous Organza Dress - £29.99
💌Topshop💌
• Miss Patina Curious Jane Shirt - £69.00
• Miss Patina Adeline Pinafore Dress - £68.00
💌Total: £745.48💌
You’d think that with all these products and dresses I wouldn’t need to lift for a while now, huh? Huh? Is that what you think? You fool. I will never stop😤👏
I actually still need to get clothes for work, these dresses are way too booby skksskskskskks😭😅😋
✨Topshop✨
• Orelia silver star bracelet - £25.00
• House of Freedom snake necklace - £18.50
• House of Freedom gold ring - £18.50
• Gold sunglasses - £45.00
• Lime green scrunchie - £5.00
✨M&S✨
• Autograph blush x2 - £18.00
• Rosie for Autograph cream eyeshadow x3 - £35.50
• Rose shower cream - £3.00
• Fleurs de Mimosa bath cream - £7.50
• Fleurs de Mimosa body wash - £4.00
• Fleurs de Mimosa hand and body lotion - £5.00
• Fleurs de Mimosa hand cream - £5.00
• Senteurs Blanche body wash - £4.00
• Nuxe micellar cleansing water with rose petals &14.50
• Nuxe gentle toning lotion with rose petals - £14.50
• Nuxe comforting cleansing milk with rose petals - £14.50
• Pure Super Grape eye cream - £12.00
• Pure Marine Active eye concentrate - £16.00
• Pure Marine Active face serum - £18.00
✨Boots✨
• Nyx Powder Puff Lippie in Best Buds - £8.00
• Nyx butter gloss in Cherry Pie - £5.50
• Nyx matte lip cream in Monte Carlo - £6.00
• Nyx matte lip cream in Copenhagen - £6.00
• L’Oréal brow pens x2 - £19.98
• Rimmel Scandaleyes liner x2 - £16.00
• Aussie dry shampoo - £4.69
• Aussie conditioner - £5.99
• Aussie mini conditioner - £2.20
• Aussie miracle reconstructor - £2.20
• Aussie hair mask packs x5 - £7.95
• Veet precision styler - £23.99
• Tea tree and witch hazel foaming face wash - £6.45
• Avène micellar lotion - £16.00
✨Urban Outfitters✨
• White blossom crop top - £34.00
• Lilac lettuce-hem crop top - £26.00
• Navy sweet pea maxi dress - £52.00
• Black embroidered mini dress - £49.00
• Lime green midi dress - £59.00
• Lilac maxi dress - £56.00
• Pink mesh lettuce-hem mini dress - £39.00
• Finders lilac spot whisper dress - £138.00
• Finder Valentina cherry print mini dress - £145.00
• The East Order white chiffon dress - £125.00
• The East Order orange chiffon dress - £135.00
✨Total: £1271.95✨
omg so I certainly do not go out enough to justify having so many gothic party dresses but the moment I saw them I fell in love!!☺️🖤🖤🖤🖤 I think I’ve got a clear colour scheme for this spooky sexi October...😏🕷
🥀Urban Outfitters🥀
• Kiss The Sky Spotlight On Me Mini Dress - £35.00
• KTS Kind Of Magic Mini Dress - £40.00
• KTS Nightscape Mini Dress - £50.00
• KTS Cherry Ripe Dress - £45.00
• KTS Heaven Can Wait Mini Dress - £45.00
• Cynthia Flocked Dragon Mini Dress - £39.00
• Bernice Check Mini Dress - £42.00
• Red Emmett Velvet Jumpsuit - £49.00
• Black Emmett Velvet Jumpsuit - £49.00
🥀& Other Stories🥀
• Navy Cropped Cardigan - £75.00
🕷🥀Total: £469🥀🕷
my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.
A small little tip for lifting from vs::: When I plan on lifting underwear I usually bring a smallish makeup bag and put a few tampons in it to put my panties in so if for some reason someone looks through your bag and sees it they'll think it's a backup for your period lol
This is smart af! lol THANK U!!!!
yes officer these are my 10 pairs of backup period panties, you can never be too prepared
Anyone who follows me on 🍑Peach🍑 probably knows that this was a pre-Christmas haul and i forgot to post it :,) The Dior nail polish is absolutely lush and vibrant tho god bless and thanx🙏🙏 i’m surprised i pulled it off considering that i was with my mum for the entire time…….
♥️House of Fraser♥️
• Dior nail polish in Love - £21.00
• Clinique Anti-Blemish clearing gel - £16.00
• Clinique All About Eyes cream - £27.50
• Clinique Moisture Surge gel cream - £36.00
♥️Topshop♥️
• Taurus pendant - £8.50
• Bee pendant - £7.50
• Angel pendant - £7.50
♥️Zara♥️
• Black and white tiered dress - £39.9
♥️Total: £163.99♥️
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leaving the store like i’m gay and i ain’t gonna pay !!
bi n giving my cash 2 u ain’t gonna fly !!
i’m straight but that price ain’t great :)
I don’t know how to make rainbow letters but I still ain’t paying
I am obsessed with Anthropologie again :,) This was my first time lifting at & Other Stories! I’ve been lusting after this dress for a while☺️💕 I wish I could have gotten more, but I was more testing the security of the store than anything else😋
💗Anthropologie💗
• Rose quartz face roller - £21.00
• Opal face roller - £21.00
• Beaded heart purse - £20.00
• Beaded velvet Leo purse - £26.00
• Embellished pearl earrings - £34.00
• Shining star hoop earrings - £38.00
• Blue druzy earrings - £34.00
• Sparkle drop earrings - £34.00
• Embellished leaf gold headband - £34.00
• Moon and stars blue velvet headband - £34.00
• Jewelled-bee striped headband - £32.00
• Rainbow-jewelled headband - £38.00
• Quartier black and berry dress - £128.00
• Lorelai black ruffle dress - £98.00
💗Paperchase💗
• Black velvet bug notebook - £14.00
💗Zara💗
• White ruffle black velvet dress - £49.95
• Contrast black lace dress - £49.95
💗& Other Stories💗
• Velvet pearl-button mini dress - £69.00
SKDJSKSKS I LOVE THE BEE HEADBAND
also though half of this looks like you aspire to become a classic black and white dress maid lmao?? go off girl ily
that was actually the exact aesthetic i had in mind lmao u know me so well😂😂💖