3E8M/S

[antifa-hulk]

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

[democraticsenator]

THSIB IS LTIEEALLT THW FUNNIEST FUCKING THING

[literallysame]

this is what they saw in birdbox

[abandonedsuperb]

[versacethotty]

[catchymemes]

[t3sla]

fucking hell

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

goal of the race: survive

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[kiango]

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

[barkycatbros]

The cat goes…woof? 😸 (Sound up to brighten your day.)

[screwyouandrew]

dirt king dirt king dirt king

[screwyouandrew]

The dirt king appreciates this attention

[plaguemd-archive]

the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer

have you ever met a healer

healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp and there is nothing and nobody we hate more than someone that makes us do our goddamn jobs and actually heal we are angry little balls of spite who will stop healing you if you’re being stupid or pissing us off because we hold the key to life and death in our hands and more importantly fuck you

what im saying is if you’re going to try and eroticize the healer/tank dynamic, the healer is not the submissive party here

[opalsjewelchest]

Haha. Having met some military medics, this is true.

[zorahooc]

@niklosadamant

[niklosadamant-deactivated201912]

Are you suggesting something here

[rinhkitty]

Yeah.  And if you wanna find out what it is, you’ll beg for it.  In tank stance.

[shutframe]

Reblog for that last comment, that sums up most of the healers I know.

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

[aquatic-sardonic]

give 1 good example of a fetish in that show!

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

i can name a few

[nuclear-nigerians]

But wait, there is more!

[omgitsrin]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[ankle-beez]

What’s with this show and its sporadically spaced out good moments

[pon-raul]

y’all hear about this Payless shoestore prank ???

fucking wild levels of hilarious

[pon-raul]

why are rich people like this lmao

[priceofliberty]

“Palessi” sold about $3,000 worth of shoes within a few hours and, after the shoppers paid, staffers told them that the shoes were actually from Payless, according to AdWeek, which reported on the event Wednesday. “They are elegant (and) sophisticated,” one shopper described her purchase as, in a Payless video posted on YouTube.

Then, the woman, who Payless says is a real person not an actor, was told the shoes actually were the handiwork of Payless. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she said.

Another shopper, this one a man, said about his purchase, “I could tell it’s made with high quality material.”

Payless refunded the shoppers their purchase prices and plans to use the video testimonials, already available on YouTube, as commercials on social media and TV.

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[eggorf]

rich people have no idea what anything is worth

[animusrox]

How could somebody MISFILE something? What could be easier? It’s all alphabetical. Vampire’s Kiss (1988) | dir. Robert Bierman

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatonezombiecosplayer]

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

[strawbubbe]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

[sixpenceee]

A very curious and friendly octopus. From here

[your-j-alpha-daddy-blog]

I don’t know why this is so mesmerizing to me 😍

[q0ra]

Omg, friends.