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I waited 3 years to hear this on air.
(((this gets even more awesome when you realize the notes are based on the sound Transformers make when they change shape)))
The Official Mary Sue Cannon Theme Song
Lightfast and Her Amazing Mary Sue Hand Cannon continued...
Honestly that sounds like a gyrojet - useless up close but more and more dangerous the farther back you are
- hyratel
One google search later - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyrojet
Nice catch! I’d never heard of this before but that’s the jist of it. Except it’s pumped up by energon and has a two-part payload of explosives.
Maybe I should call it the “Pyrojet” or something.
Thanks for the info!
Lightfast and Her Amazing Mary Sue Hand Cannon
(((Lightfast was a sniper and she was very, very good at her job. In close combat she was barely considered competent enough to be allowed to run loose without a babysitter. Put her on a range however and she could hit pretty much whatever she aimed at.
She was given a chance to field test a prototype for a new ranged weapon. It proved pretty useless at close range so the design was abandoned. Lightfasts work in the war was almost entirely based on getting one good shot, then running like the Pit. For her, it worked as well as anything else would, and there wasn’t time or resources to set her up with anything else.
I call it the “Mary Sue Cannon”, for lack of a better name. I’m sure it has one. I’ll think it up someday.
The Cannon has a limit of 6 shells. The shells are generated by the guns “host”. They take 6 hours to regenerate (Earth time). Firing the gun before the chambers are fully reloaded (that is, all 6 shells are reformed) will delay the process by another 3 hours.
On the plus side it never needs outside ammo. On the downside it’s draining to reload and requires additional energon rations or the host could face starvation after two full reloads with refueling.
The shell itself consists of a reaction chamber. Basically, you fire the thing, the bullet charges itself, then explodes twice: once on impact to penetrate armor, then again inside the target.
If the bullet hits a target before it fully charges this double-action does not occur. At close range it’s like getting a nasty punch. Past the reaction range it becomes deadly (or at least terribly damaging).
Hence the name.
She doesn’t use it for much anymore, not unless she’s forced to. It’s installed in her left arm.
This is also why she carried a honking great knife. She’s not much good with it, but it’s better than nothing at all.)))
Hundreds and Thousands
‘Hold still’, ‘come here’, ‘smell this’, ‘listen to Megatron’, of all the commands that made Starscream instantly want to do the opposite, ‘Don’t panic’ was by far the most effective. Especially with his companion staring at some unnamed thing behind him, panic seemed to be a perfectly appropriate response. The Seeker’s wings hiked high and rigid on his back, and he froze, feeling like an icy fist was closing around his Spark. He didn’t dare look behind him, and he concentrated on shutting down his fans to stay focused, to force the horrific recall of turning around smack into the faces of three Predacons back into the depths of his drives where it belonged. He was not in that throne room. That wasn’t happening again. He was… underground and trapped. Great.
After a few sickening moments he was able to reason that if some kind of abomination were mere moments from ripping them apart, Lightfast would be running, not whispering, and he slowly moved his feet. For one cautious step anyway, before he darted behind the grounder, optics wide and searching the darkness.
What he saw, though distant, didn’t reassure him. Something was deeper in the tunnel - something a deeper dark with many eyes. “What in the Pit is that?” he rasped in an accusing tone, suggesting ‘what in the Pit have you gotten us into?’ was really what he meant.
At the moment Starscream dashed behind Lightfast, the thing lurched forward, then stopped just as suddenly. It pulled two multi-jointed limbs out from beneath itself and tapped them gently on the rubble in front of it, as if testing the stability of the ground. This was followed by a third, then a fourth.
“I. Don’t. Slagging. KNOW!”, she hissed between clenched denta,”Now for Primus’ sake stop MOVING!”
The four limbs dragged a rounded head behind it. In the trembling beam of light it’s ornate plating shone a dusty enamel white, no different from the ruined white molding that once decorated the interior of the tower. White-on-white curlicues decorated the tapered abdomen behind the head. The eight eyes stared dumbly forward in the rounded helm.
Four hindmost limbs gently picked their way over the ground. Four front legs tapped out it’s path.
There was a whine and the sound of shifting metal. Lightfast’s left hand - and most of her lower arm - changed. In it’s place was a long, complicated, ranged weapon.
“You any good at close combat?”, she whispered, trying to slowly rise up on her right side, “’Cause this thing’s scrap at close range.”
(((Sorry if I’ve been slow with rp replies. This virus is kicking my butt. It’s been 4 weeks now of this nonsense. If it’s not better by Tuesday I’m going to see a doctor, again.)))
Hundreds and Thousands
Starscream’s talons curled into fists as he walked on, listening to the incessant chatter behind him. More than she knew he had? He had practically nothing. He only had three Vehicons, who hadn’t even been able to eat while living in a Spark forsaken Energon mine! Tools, mechpower, expertise, anything was more than he had. “Rubbish trucks?” he hissed. “I don’t even know anyone who turns into a rubbish truck. My construction crew are all rotorbots.”
The instant the words “second in command” passed her lips, the Seeker whirled, wings flared, not pacified by her correction a moment later. “Yes! I am the leader of the Decepticons, and yes! The war is over. You might have also heard we lost! The digging going on here is all we can do with the fugitives who are left and it’s long overdue! It was supposed to be done by my victorious army, but that didn’t happen!” His wing caught on one of the sharp wires, drawing Energon, and he slashed the offending cable with his talons and stormed farther down the tunnel, scarcely noticing the different shape of the walls.
He did notice when the footing became more precarious, as dust shifted under his feet, nearly causing him to slip, and flaring in his vision as their movements stirred it up. He added visible light back to his vision, hoping to pick up any detail he could in the mess. Suddenly Lightfast took a bad step behind him and slid into his legs, hurling them both onto a pile of rubble below.
Spluttering dust out of his vents, Starscream scrambled to his feet, red optics blazing through the cloud of dust as he looked for where the grounder had crashed, intent on giving her a thrashing. When he caught sight of her arm, he nearly sank his claws into it to drag her into his clutches, but his gaze inadvertently followed where she pointed and he stopped and stared, open-mouthed.
As the dust cleared away from the light, Starscream stood transfixed by the figure above them. “Incredible!” he murmured, watching as the light seemed to spread and move over the enormous avian. A gleam of greed came into his optics - he would spare any resources he could to have this wonder restored and moved to a prominent place when he rebuilt the city.
Lightfast stared up at the mosaic in silence for a few seconds.
Everything else was gone. Her studio, her friends, her unit...pit, civilization wasn’t much more than a series of rubble piles.
Chromatica, their old colourmech*, had made his tiles to last. They’d outlasted everything. She knew by spark the formula he’d created to hold the tiles in place without damaging their luminescent qualities.
She’d make his tiles shine again, even if it killed her.
Her servo automatically went to the boxlike container at her waist. She still had it - the last key to the puzzle. Her ace in the hole.
“It’s still here...” she choked out, “ ’Mattie, you old devil, you did good work.”
She started to scramble out of the dust and rusted scrap metal. A dozen or so little tiles - tiny sparks of blue, yellow and green light - pattered down and rolled in all directions. She scooped a few up and rolled them around in her palm.
“No chipping. They’re dirty, but they’ll shine up no problem,” she dropped those and grabbed at another handful of dust, sifting out the coloured points within it, “I don’t even think any of ‘em broke. I’m sure some’ll go missing but I can work around that.”, she smiled at the Seeker, ”It’s gonna take a while but we--”
Her smile rapidly faded.
Behind Starscream, something moved. She stared at a patch of darkness over his left shoulder. She wasn’t sure if it was her optics playing tricks on her or--no! There it was again.
The shadow stopped moving.
A single red light, V-shaped, flickered into life within the shadow.
Then three more.
Then four.
Eight V-shaped optics glared through the dust at the two ‘bots.
Without taking her eyes off the red lights, she hissed, “DON’T Panic. Just walk towards me... real slow...”
“We’re not alone down here.”
*colourmech: archaic (and purely my headcanon) term for a worker who specialized in pigments and artists paints, often tasked with creating uniform colours to set standards. See Terrestrial “colourmen”.
important oc question
who body slams the vending machine when their purchase gets stuck
Lightfast would kick the scrap outta the thing.
Fiver would take it apart, retrieve the snack, then put it back together again after fixing the improperly set mechanism that caused the jam in the first place.
✂ - a vivid memory for Fiver
Memories are not like Rules.
Rules are easy to keep at the surface because you refer to them so often. It’s important to keep them there because people expect certain things from you, certain things you should do or say to avoid having things go horribly wrong. Rules can be counted, numbered, ranked in importance. Rules are easy.
Memory stays hidden below Rules, miles and miles down the threads. There are New Ones and Old Ones. New Ones usually remind you what to do and when to report back that you’re done. They are a short distance down the threads and usually easy to find. Fiver seldom looks for Old Ones. Many of the Old Ones are confusing and can only be put back down below by Groaning, and there usually isn’t time for that. Being busy with New Ones is better.
But there is one Old One that won’t stay too far down no matter how much Groaning you do.
She had been sent Outside, on the roof, to do some repairs on a complex vent catch. It was very high up. Fiver wasn’t scared of high places, unlike most of her fellow workers. High up was nothing to be afraid of because it made sense. If it was low to the ground and you fell, you might be hurt and need repairs or you would be fine and have to climb back up again. If it was high up and you fell, you would either be hurt and need repairs or you would die. The answer to both problems was not to fall. Fiver knew she was good at not falling, so high or low didn’t matter.
The job was tricky because you had to weld a part on, then wait for it to cool enough to hold the next bit you had to weld to that. It took precision and waiting. Precision was easy. You just did it right the first time, that was all. Waiting was hard. There was no easy way to wait.
The wind had been strong that day. She wasn’t worried by it. She was too well anchored for it to blow her off the roof. It didn’t affect her work. When she was working she ignored it completely, but when she was waiting it was like hands all around her, touching all over. She could feel it on every surface of herself and—
*disconnect*
The shape the wind made around her was wrong.
The shape she could feel herself in was….incorrect? Mismatched? She looked down at her own servos in disbelief. There was the left servo and there was the right multitool. What she saw was correct, the same as it had been when she climbed out on the roof. Were the shapes she saw the same as the ones made by the feeling of the wind? Yes. But the feeling of incorrectness persisted.
The Incorrectness said there should be more… weight? pressure?… on her shoulders. Something that wasn’t missing was missing from her hips to her pedes. But there was nothing missing! Everything she saw matched the Shape from the wind. And the wind was wrong. And it was right.
Fiver curled up as small as she could. The touch of the wind was minimized. She did Groaning until the metal in front of her turned from red to grey. Then the Rules took over and she had a job to get to. Right or wrong, the wind didn’t matter any more.
But a new Rule established itself. Rules are easier than Memories. Rules stay at the surface. Memories sink into the deep threads.
And the Rule was this:
There was Fiver, and there was This Unit. The two were the same, and they were not. This Unit could change, would have to change, and might change again. Fiver did not.
Memory Meme
Past experiences help shape who we are currently, how we see the world. Send in a symbol and I’ll write a drabble of one of my muse’s memories.
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❥ - a childhood memory
♣ - a fading memory
✂ - a vivid memory
✖ - a repressed memory
✈ - an eye-opening memory
✤ - a memory that involves romance/love
☤ - a memory of death/loss
✍ - a memory of their mother Carrier
☽ - a memory of their father Sire
♘ - a memory of their sibling(s)
✌ - a memory of a relative
↕ - a memory that may or may not have happened
♚ - a memory of something paranormal
✓ - a sexual memory
♬ - a friend/best friend memory
fire away!
lemmie know if you mean this for Lightfast or Fiver
Hundreds and Thousands
“In other words, you are leading us Primus knows where, and I am going to have to furnish all the labor for you, assuming we ever find this thing. Labor that could be used raising towers out there, not scrounging through tunnels like starving turbofoxes.” He drew himself up and glared at her, his lip curling a sneer. “Oh, and materials. Anything else? Chilled high grade perhaps, with a mercury drizzle?” He highly doubted the grounder disliked being down here as much as he did, and he didn’t bother holding back. With a flick of his wings he pushed past her, switching his optics over to infrared so he could see better.
“Let’s go. The sooner we find it the sooner we can leave.” As ill-tempered as the confinement made him, he was determined to locate and restore this artifact of Vos if he could. He would even lend mechpower to the task when he could spare it, though he would let Lightfast stew over that for now. As he led them farther into the ruins, his footsteps echoed strangely from down the tunnel.
Lightfast gave him a sour look as he pushed past her. She turned to follow him, rubbing at the sore dent on her helm.
“Look, I’m not asking for more than I know you’ve got, “ she grumbled, stepping over the remains of what may have been part of the white internal ramp before the tower fell, “All I need is 3 or 4 vehicons with some mining experience, or some demolitions experience might help too, a couple of good sized rubbish trucks--- OW! Watch those cable-things, they’re sharp. And some basic tools - shovels, rakes, sifting screens to find loose tiles in all this dust, basic stuff.”
For a flyer he was certainly fast enough underground. Those dainty pedes could step on surfaces she’s only break through. Lightfast found herself having trouble keeping up, not that she was going to admit it to him.
“The rest is just basic chemiCALS,” her voice went up as her pede sunk down suddenly through a pile of broken wallpanel chips, “A couple trowels and lots of really fiddly work. And let’s face it. You and me both know I’m broke. I’M just the worker here. You’re the Primus-damned second in--- I mean,” she changed tack hastily, “You’re the Leader of the Decepticons now, or something. From what I hear the war is pretty much done. There can’t be much else to do here besides digging. Maybe your troops might like a, y’know, change of pace.”
The tunnel walls were changing shape, as if the tower had collapsed inside itself like a telescope when it fell. Sections of the walls overlapped each other in irregular semi-circles of broken metal and insulation. Grey-white dust was thick on every surface. Each step they took stirred up more of it.
“We’ve gotta be getting close to it,” Lighfast coughed through the dust-fog, “It should be around here somewhEEeeERRE!”
The rubble underneath her slid suddenly. The purple fem went helm-over-aft, her flashlight streaking in crazy arcs until she landed loudly in a pile of scrap, rust and dust.
There was a blinding plume of white that blotted out everything for a few minutes.
Then her arm could be seen, shooting straight upwards, pointing frantically.
“THERE!”
As the white dust settled a huge, red shape loomed out into the circle of light. As the air cleared, as if on cue, the ceiling above them suddenly seemed to catch fire. A massive red and gold avian arched over them, flickering brighter and brighter as the small tiles traded light amongst themselves. It’s blue optic looked past them in a thousand mile stare. It seemed to lunge against the white background; any moment about to take flight in a roar of crystal wings and burning sparks.
After the initial shock of the image faded, grey patches of missing tile could be seen, marring the birds pretty coat. Against the brilliance of the tiles they looked like black holes in space, eating away at the light around them.
The rest of the image, and presumably the second avian, was buried beneath their feet, in who knew how many meters of rubble.
And tiny sparks of colour - blue and green, gold and red, purples and silver - slowly made themselves felt all round them; scattered loose tiles, hundreds and thousands of them, glittering in the ruins wherever the light touched.
And something else, something also very large, glowed a faint violet in the infrared spectrum in the far end of the darkened tunnel.
Vandals! Vandals in the Tower!
They were so very, very close.
One more movement, one last step and he could move...
Gonna be away for a couple of days while I visit family. Mom’s starting chemo and hopefully all will go well. Should be back on Monday.
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