slumber party !!

jesse // 24 // they/them // skinny fat homie in cargo shorts

[lighthousekraken]

i fucking love story time

ao3

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[lighthousekraken]

i low-key want to purchase items from the pwhl pride collection. am i vile for my desire🤨

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[thorrn]

you gotta be clitting me

[puppysfangs]

I'm like drop dead gorgeous I think . wow .

[bloodyhandprint]

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

[pansyfemme]

my best friend ‘edible and a vibrator’ and i are going to hang out soon

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[ewaneneollav]

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

just remembered i said words out loud that one time. its so fucking over for me

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

why did no one stop me.....

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

if u ever see me open my mouth morally speaking you have to do this

[jeffreyheiman]

Pinned

Oil on Canvas

20” x 24”

2026