we get to choose the thing that eats us

Call us Imogen for now Plural Trans lesbian(s) (fae/faer/faers)

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[transmortifried]

inventing a new genre: nicepunk

one time i listened to punk music and they sounded really mean and i got scared so i'm making a new kind of punk that's all about radical kindness where people are really nice to you all the time and that's praxis

by its nature it's anticapitalist except for small businesses because corporations are mean but people in those little boutiquey stores are usually pretty nice

it's also anarchist because the government is mean but that could change if the government starts being nice again

[transmortifried]

nicepunk is anti-war because it's mean but it's pro-soldier because my uncle was in the marines and he's nice

it's anti-police because bad cops are mean but not anti-policing because good cops are supposed to help people which is nice

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

[papermaple]

@bovineblogger do these cows count?

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

Signal boost.....

[komainucomplex]

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

[soup-mother]

Queer people do not need to get into norse gods, queer people need dialectical materialism.

[soup-mother]

To be entirely honest I find the idea that queer people need spirituality at all quite insulting, and the unfortunately widespread insistence that there's some metaphysical spiritual element to queerness is rather counterproductive and (to put it bluntly) really fucking annoying.

[sadishguy]

if i keep drawin objects as robots soon im gonna become one of those objectum peeps

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[transfemininomenon]

saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[cheddar-baby]

The worlds hungriest animal

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[captain-price-returns]

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

[milquetoaast]

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