Where’s Your Fucking Whimsy

Proud owner of a mothball. 🔥Burn Corpo Shit 🔥

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[thememedaddy]

[lightlychromedbees]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[maruti-bitamin]

Cloud giants

Thank you for dropping by the livestream! ^^

Watercolour + 140lb watercolour paper + sparkly Turner gouache that is not visible on scan

[capitola]

Homestuck should come with a warning label, but the problem is that that warning label would look something like “someday you will be an adult with your own apartment putting away a container of plain, nonfat yogurt, because somewhere along the line you became a person who eats plain, nonfat yogurt for breakfast, and the expiration date on the yogurt will say ‘April 13′ and you’ll think ‘ah, Homestuck yogurt’ and you’ll just have to live with the emotions that come with that.”

And I don’t know what page that warning label should go on.

[brawltogethernow]

The first page. It should go above the first page.

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? … What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water… Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

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[mantis-lizbian]

this does, in fact, map beautifully onto how self-taught programmers will be able to perform near miracles with they’re code simply because they didn’t know that conventional wisdom said the task was impossible, but can’t perform many relatively simple things without a novel’s worth of spaghetti code

[headspace-hotel]

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

[pyaasa]

just found out that yesterday kim kardashian’s private jet produced 61 tons of CO2 emissions. over the last week drake’s private jet flights produced 182 tons of CO2 emissions. like what is even the point any more

[theconcealedweapon]

[guerrillatech]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage

When I told him I was renting he asked "why don't you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?"

Sir, we lead very different lives

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It's not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

[perditionsflames]

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

[orangecitrusring]

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak

[headspace-hotel]

the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread

[littlebirdofprey]

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

[largishcat]

“Can you turn into a bat?”

“God, no, I wish,” sighed the vampire. “That’d be fucking badass.”

[platypik]

[mikkeneko]

#hey it took him a while but he eventually managed it

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“I’m glad you asked,” the vampire says and pulls a large sealed envelope out of their bag. They toss it onto the table between them. “No, I can’t turn into a bat. But turning into a bat is only one of the elaborate lies older vamps tell to lure you into the vampiric lifestyle.”

You open the envelope. Inside are dozens of clippings from books, scripts, and newspapers. “Are you saying you can’t-“ you sort through the papers “— use your fangs to pierce necks?”

“It’s more of a gnawing motion,” the vampire says forlornly.

You try not to think about that. Your eyes fall on a book excerpt. “Why would they tell you that you can glitter in sunlight?”

“Some of the older ones have strange idea on what attracts the youth,” the vampire says.

[merryweathercomics]

Can I get uhhh…

[bat-demon]

this is all true btw yall