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i love caleb but perhaps there are some members of tm9 and co that deserve to polymorph him into a worm and put him in a jar for a second

#cr #c2 #projekt funball #cr spoilers #caleb #q

yesornopolls

is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?

Yes

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

#polls #food #q

lomakes

🌼🌸

#cr #c2 #widobrave #oooof #q

onlytiktoks

shinyhappygoth

Time to FROLIC!

bobomcfoe-art

Videos i like so much i painted them

#sheep #animals #tiktok #video #q

hbmmaster

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

hbmmaster

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

#funny #q

willowcrowned

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

willowcrowned

#and they could’ve really benefited from having a glow in the dark elf in moria (via @emyn-arnens)

obsessed by the implication that glorfindel is bioluminescent

willowcrowned

#most elves aren’t #just glorfindel #dwarves on the other hand ARE bioluminescent #but it’s in a spectrum that elves and men and orcs can’t see in #hobbits can see in that spectrum fine #for better mushroom hunting #but they think it’s rude to point out that one of their party members is glowing #and so the dwarves have no idea the hobbits notice (via @mandaloriandy)

The first night Bilbo camped with the company he very nearly said something about it, but, having no idea what dwarves are and thinking it might be rude, he kept the observation to himself and decided that dwarves must be some kind of fungus. It improved his estimation of them most incredibly, and was, in fact, one of the observations he was most keen to pass on when he got back, seeing as how—even if it didn’t quite make him respectable, per se—it at least provided a valuable new addition to hobbits’ mushroom-lore, which no one (not even a certain few silver-spoon possessing relatives) could fault him for.

mandaloriandy

#anyways it’s common knowledge in the shire that dwarves are actually just a kind of mushroom#but no one says anything#because they think (seeing as how the dwarves haven’t brought it up themselves) it would be rude (via @willowcrowned)

mikkeneko

My partner, reading this over my shoulder: “It never ceases to amaze me when Tolkein fans write meta that goes off in really bizarre directions”

Me: “These books are 70 years old, everything normal to say about them has been said; if you’re gonna say anything new about it, it’s gonna have to be weird”

#middle earth #q

inheroes--wetrust

obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle, like, is the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he's a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he's a wildly powerful wizard. there's an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there's a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he's just like. no <3.

bethanydelleman

That's because he's a slitherer-outer (according to my girl Sophie)

#hmc #q

louisegluckpdf

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

louisegluckpdf

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

#horror #q

7dmom

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

#funny #q

kosmogrl

#🧋#q

get-the-cheese-to-sickbay

Wick rolling up to Obrimus Manor in the fantasy equivalent of a sparkling, branded Bentley and walking right up to a furious Primus Tachonis, looking for his friends that just broke into the place, caused untold property damage to it and stole/destroyed some of Primus most highly valued work, while his only cover story is “I wanted to fuck your daughters” is just fucking incredible, lmao. 10/10, no notes. Nobody is doing it like Sam.

#cr #c4 #wicander #good for him #q

crabussy

bagels for breakfast bagels for lunch toasting them good so they have a nice crunch. bagels in the morning bagel in the afternoon bagel big and round got me howling at the moon

#same #q

tibby

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

blackphoenixincorporated

Tubi is where I found this gem:

mornington-the-crescent

rabbitindisguise

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

notbopper

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

wiishopchanelboots

Has anyone brought up their pride merch yet because it eats, I fear

#internet #tubi #q

revvethasmythh

projekt funball really funny for being the first piece of m9 material to make me say out loud "i just don't think caleb is good enough for veth"

revvethasmythh

me all of a sudden like "maybe veth and yeza can salvage their marriage......"

#cr #cr spoilers #c2 #projekt funball #widobrave #q

revvethasmythh

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nott | Veth Brenatto & Caleb Widogast, Yasha Nydoorin & Caleb Widogast, Nott | Veth Brenatto & Yasha Nydoorin, Jester Lavorre & Nott | Veth Brenatto, Beauregard Lionett & Nott | Veth Brenatto, Jester Lavorre & Beauregard Lionett & Nott | Veth Brenatto & Yasha Nydoorin Characters: Yasha Nydoorin, Caleb Widogast, Nott | Veth Brenatto, Jester Lavorre, Fjord Stone, Yeza Brenatto, Essek Thelyss Additional Tags: Yasha pov, Projekt Funball Spoilers, Angst, Veth-Centric, Pregnancy, Birth, Recovery Summary:

In the aftermath of the Happy Funball, Veth insists she’s fine, though the truth is a little bit more difficult for her to bear.

#cr #c2 #projekt funball #cr spoilers #fic rec #q