Lightning Struck Heart

A journey though my mind

[priyasgf]

if ur lgbt im curious: pls rb with ur sign, orientation and if ur a coffee or tea person

[icantdrawbutdontcare]

This is so hard for us emotionally abused. But it is okay to say no. It’s okay to set boundaries. You are not being selfish nor awful!

[bxnesdream]

i’m crying.

[ilovekimpossiblealot]

On a lighter note, one time I set boundaries with a guy twice my age. He got mad because he assumed I was “in the bag”, and acted childish and passive aggressive until I just decided to cut the friendship. Yea, don’t feel guilty for setting boundaries if needed.

[mozartsdad]

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

[ferrantes]

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy National Dog Day to best dog dad Will Graham!

[campmiasmas]

The Good Place + favorite character

If you’re a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada?

[caringintensely]

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

[telep0rt]

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

[kidobsolete]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

So if you look in the lower right-hand corner of that last panel with the unicorn, you’ll see that it looks like something was erased or pasted over. Know why? Because this isn’t the original version of the cartoon.

This is:

Yeah, that’s right. This entire strip is a comment on antisemtism and y’all changed it to be more “fun” and deleted the artist’s signature in the process. So anyway, this isn’t just some helpful infographic or a silly meme, it’s a commentary on how Jews have been getting blamed for world’s ills for 2,000 years, and whoever erased that panel can fuck right off for eternity.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I see the flying snakes and I raise you a flying frog: Rhacophorus nigropalmatus Honestly looks like it flies from the power of jazz hands or something

IT FLIES THROUGH THE POWER OF JAZZ HANDS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS FROG IS DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[fy-halloween]

Dennis: Oh, God! I hate it when they do that! 

Maggie: Do what? 

Dennis: They wait for your to stick your FACE right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat “BOO”! 

[memewhore]

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[onlydraven]

Tracking Ammo

[tchaikovsgay]

can y’all believe my cat domesticated herself? how wild is that. she was born in a feral cat colony and was like “fuck this shit, I want to be pampered”, invited herself inside and never left. now she gets chicken stuck to her lips and screams till I give her belly scratchies

[tchaikovsgay]

worlds biggest BABY

[infiniteanomaly]

This is how all cats were domesticated...

[tchaikovsgay]

Yeah, I know! But normally when we talk about cats domestication of themselves, it’s something framed in antiquity. It’s really cool that cats still do it!

[spikespiegell]

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What do you think about the Honking noise Oriental Shorthair Cats make?

this smoke detector is chirping