COVER ART: KatarinaTheCat
WRITTEN BY: KatarinaTheCat/LightningBlade1994-blog
OPENING NARRATION (caption):
Welcome to South Island! It used to be a fun, peaceful place... until the evil Dr. Robotnik showed up with his army of killer robots!
Only ONE hero stands in his way — short, blue, superfast, and radically cool. He’s...
Ha ha ha! I’ve got you now, Sonic!
Bring it on, Robotnik! Let’s see what you’ve got!
Uh-oh — Badniks! Gotta be careful... My friends are trapped inside those tin cans!
SFX (across panel): ZING! DING! POW!
(Sonic zips between Badniks, smashing them apart with speed and precision.)
Ha! There goes the rest of the Badniks! They’re not so—
Caption: (Moments later...)
Sonic, we have to find Dr. Kintobor!
He’ll know how to stop Robotnik!
We can’t... because Kintobor is Robotnik.
Hang tight. I’ll explain.
It all started the day I accidentally burrowed into Kintobor’s underground lab...
Well, well! Look who dropped in — Erinaceus europaeus!
Hey! Watch the insults, doc. Name’s Sonic — fastest hedgehog in the world.
Ah, you’ve noticed the ROCC.
The Retro-Orbital Chaos Compressor. With the golden rings from the Nine Worlds, I’ve stored most of this planet’s evil into these six Chaos Emeralds.
My mission is to rid the world of evil — forever!
Unfortunately, without the seventh Emerald, the ROCC is dangerously unstable...
Doc and I became fast friends. He even let me train on his experimental supersonic treadmill!
Today, you’ll be trying these new friction-reducing trainers. I call them Power Sneakers.
Hey, these kicks are real cool!
Caption: [257 MPH... 475 MPH... 758 MPH...]
Sonic, stop! The Gyratosphere’s reaching critical limits!
Sonic (dusting himself off):
Must be the Cobalt Effect! You smashed the sound barrier — triggered a molecular shockwave!
Gazooks! You even incinerated your shoes!
So the Doc whipped up some custom kicks — frictionless, durable, and totally stylish!
So, Doc... what exactly are you working on again?
Trying to find a gray Emerald to stabilize the ROCC... or another method to prevent it from going haywire.
I feel a bit peckish. Fancy a snack?
Totally! Triple cheeseburger — salami, pickles, salad, mayo and mustard!
Dr. Kintobor (opening fridge):
Oh dear... forgot to shop again!
Ugh! That egg stinks! How old is it?!
Only six months... A bit of salt, it should be fine!
(Kintobor trips over a ROCC cable)
SFX (next panel): WHOOOM!
Doc?! DOC?! Are you okay?!
Don’t worry about me, Sonic...
...In fact, I’ve never felt better!
The blast scattered the ROCC rings and zapped Doc with 10,000 volts of pure evil!
It turned him into an evil, hard-boiled, robotic maniac!
I must destroy you, you blue pincushion!
Since then, I’ve been collecting the scattered rings... Someone’s gotta rebuild the ROCC!
Sonic, where are you going?
To find Robotnik. Time to fry that rotten egg... once and for all!
Narration (Caption): Some time later...
More specifically — “Twenty Newtrons, Ten Buzzbombers, One scientist turned Megalomaniac, and one hedgehog” — later...
Sonic (grinning confidently): Ha! I got you, Robotnik!
Dr. Eggman (grinning sinisterly): You got me?! Au contraire, you annoying rodent!
Newtrons and Buzzbombers close in from all sides, surrounding Sonic.
Sonic (nervously): Gulp! ...He could have a point there!
Sonic crouches, ready to bolt.
A wide shot of a mountainous loop zone ahead.
Sonic (thinking): There’s a giant loop behind that mountain! If I time this right... I’ll spin me a superfast getaway!
Sonic rockets toward the loop but hits something unexpected mid-run.
Sonic (shocked): What th—?!
Sonic (yelling): Oh noooooooooooo—!!
Sonic crashes through a hidden trapdoor and falls into murky water.
Sonic (thinking): Outta the fire and into the fish tank! Gotta get outta here—fast!
Sonic swims upward, only to bump his head on the ceiling of a pipe.
Sonic: YEOWCH! Okay, okay! So, up is no good!
Something slithers near his leg in the dark water.
Sonic (thinking): Yipes! And down isn’t much better!
Sonic sees a tunnel entrance being pulled by a water current.
Sonic (thinking): Now I know what a worm on a hook feels like!
Wait—there’s a current heading into that tunnel!
A snapping metal jaw narrowly misses Sonic’s tail as he gets sucked into the tunnel.
Sonic (thinking): No. 27 Crosstown Express—underwater edition!
Sonic is swept through the slimy tunnel, grimacing.
Sonic (thinking): Gak! This water’s rancid!
He bursts out into a hidden, air-filled cave, gasping.
Sonic: Gasp! Cough! Choke!
Mr. Quackers (off-panel): It’s Sonic!
Jewel Jem (off-panel): He’s alive!
Mr. Quackers and Jewel Jem rush to Sonic’s side as he coughs up water.
Mr. Quackers: Are you okay?! Robotnik’s been dumping toxic sewage into that lake!
Sonic (sarcastic): Now you tell me...
Sonic shakes off water as the villagers speak.
Mr. Quackers: How’d you end up in there?
Sonic: Fell into one of Robotnik’s traps. Not exactly five-star plumbing.
Jewel Jem: I hate Robotnik! He’s turned all our friends into robots!
Suddenly, a giant screen lights up. Dr. Eggman’s face appears, laughing.
Dr. Eggman (on screen): Ha ha ha ha! Just like I’m going to get you!
Eggman is flying by overhead in a new Egg Mobile variant.
Dr. Eggman: Come on, Sonic! Catch me if you can!
Sonic takes off, waving back to the villagers.
Sonic: Stay safe, you two!
Sonic (determined): I’ve got a date... with a deviled egg!
Eggman smirks, flying ahead.
Dr. Eggman (thinking): Catch me, Sonic... just a little closer...
He doesn’t know I’m luring him into my ultimate trap...
Dr. Eggman zips into a dazzling, neon-lit landscape full of loops and flickering lights.
Dr. Eggman: ...The Starlight Zone!
Sonic (thinking, unimpressed): An amusement park?! Bet every ride stops at a dead end...
Eggman loops through a rollercoaster-like path while taunting Sonic from above.
Dr. Eggman: Catch me! Catch me!
Sonic (thinking): I’ll get you sooner than you think, baldy!
Sonic bounces over a deadly seesaw-like trap with spikes beneath.
Sonic (thinking): Nothing’s gonna stop me! Not spiked teeter-totters!
He dashes through a swarm of Orbinauts, dodging their spinning spike balls.
Sonic (thinking): Not Orbinauts!
Sonic springs off a launcher, midair, soaring dramatically.
Sonic (thinking): Nothing!
Sonic lands in a dim, mechanical room full of wires and eerie machines.
Sonic (thinking): Now where am I? This place looks like... Robotnik’s secret lab!
Sonic perks up, eyes wide as he recognizes the voice.
Sonic (thinking): Uh-oh! That’s Clarice!
Clarice (off-panel): Sonic! HELP!!
Dr. Eggman springs out from a hatch, smashing into Sonic and knocking the emerald from his hands.
Sonic (thinking): No! The emerald!
Eggman triumphantly snatches the emerald from the ground.
Dr. Eggman: YES! The emerald—it’s mine!
Sonic grabs Eggman’s legs and pulls hard, causing the emerald to fly back up.
Sonic: Not so fast, Robotnik!
Clarice is trapped in a glass containment tube, reaching out in fear.
Dr. Eggman (mocking): Decide, Sonic...
Dr. Eggman: ...The emerald… or Sliced Chicken!
Sonic turns toward Clarice without hesitation.
Dr. Eggman (gloating): Ha! I knew it! His “goodness” cracks my shell every time!
Sonic smashes the control panel and opens the tube. Clarice stumbles out.
Clarice: I’m sorry! Robotnik tricked me!
Sonic: It’s okay! Nothing’s beneath Robotnik—literally.
Eggman waves the emerald as he backs toward an escape hatch.
Dr. Eggman: That’s right, you little twerp!
And that’s why I’ve got the emerald...
...and that’s why I’m going to rule the world!
Eggman takes off in his Egg Mobile, laughing maniacally.
Dr. Eggman: So long, losers! Hahahahaha!
Clarice: He’s getting away!
Sonic: For now! But first—watch what I do to his Badnik-making machine!
Sonic curls into a ball and smashes the core of the transformation machine. It explodes behind him in a fiery blast.
Sonic turns to the rescued animals and Clarice.
Sonic: Listen up—stay out of Robotnik’s way!
Once I catch that rotten egg...
Sonic gives his signature smirk, thumb up.
Sonic: ...all our problems will be Eggs-tinguished!
CLOSING NARRATION (Caption):
The adventure doesn’t end there!
Sonic’s just getting started—
Find out what happens when he goes head-to-toe with Dr. Eggman again, and meet some surprising new players along the way in the next thrilling chapter of...
(To one of the most beloved Sonic fans up to date: KatarinaTheCat ^^
Thank you for all the inspiring works you've made for all these years and so much more to come ❤️)
- Lightningblade1994-blog ;)