big fan of cats

virgo♍. recovering horse girl

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[elfofthewoodlandrealm]

Career goal: village witch

[thememedaddy]

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[thealogie]

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

[reveredsky-deactivated20171222]

“the gay community was never racist”

shit y’all still are to this day

[andthenyoufoundmy-deactivated20]

:/

[reveredsky-deactivated20171222]

I’m glad my post got around.. ppl need to see some history

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m glad my post got

around.. ppl need to

see some history

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous fortune

[madseance]

Still looking for the other half of mine; don’t think this is it unless it’s a stealth ad for running shoes

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[soulspark]