Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@lightningdave
Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water
if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice
I eat the powder straight from the pack
Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was
She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”
His name was jarred hes nineteen
*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*
he’s not reading this
Who?
Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read
my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context
please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below
i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him
me as detective
me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with
On this day 33 years ago Will Byers disappeared.
On this day 34 years ago Will Byers disappeared.
Dear Sister,
By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.
Love, your brother Keith.
P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other
I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET