Yike

Get those fucking episodes ads off my dash

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[stimman3000]

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

[stimman3000]

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

[ciceroi-nightingale]

I eat the powder straight from the pack

[jammdeluxe]

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[lovebeyondmeasure]

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

[teathattast]

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[youngsamberg]

my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context

please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below

[roy-kent]

[minim-calibre]

[lemonsharks]

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

i could write essays about andy samberg’s influence on incomprehensible millennial humor but the gist of it is that every snl/the lonely island bit he’s ever done (specifically the mm watcha say sketch but i could point to others) laid the groundwork for all the nonsense jokes we make today and we should be thanking him

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[poedad-deactivated20171226]

[reedstrangerthings]

On this day 33 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

[reedstrangerthings]

On this day 34 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

[waffle-sjunior-blog]

Dear Sister,

By the time you read this, I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s gonna happen: Dave will shoot me, then I’ll shoot Dave, then Eric will enter and get shot by Dave. Then, you’ll come in and get shot by Eric, Dave, and I multiple times.

Love, your brother Keith.

P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other

[gimmethebeachboys]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[bysaestyl]

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET