my name is Lizard :)

i laugh at images of crash bandicoot. run.

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[cannibalchicken]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 967: socker

30 march 2024

[memewhore]

[gunsandfireandshit]

They r casting spells

[i-am-a-fish]

I think rent should be $4 a month

[i-am-a-fish]

like hey landlord, thanks for letting me stay at your place. go get yourself a snack this month

[i-am-a-fish]

oh a thousand? you want a thousand? that's too many snacks babygirl

[i-am-a-fish]

I'M AT A WEDDING I'M HAVING SUCH A LOVELY TIME THE VIBES ARE IMMACULATE I LOVE PEOPLE AND I LOVE YOU

[i-am-a-fish]

OH YEAH, THIS CAKE FUCKS.

[anniespositivity]

Not every day has to bring great progress, achievements, healing or change. Some days are meant for you to rest, to take a break from all the hard work you have been doing, to be extra gentle with yourself. Some days are simply meant to honour your existence. These days are just as important, my love. They provide you with the opportunity to process all of the transformation you have been through and prepare you for everything that is yet to come. Just like the ocean you will experience strong, crashing waves one day and peaceful stillness another day - it is all about balance.

[slfcare]

I hope you find the type of love in life that makes you feel at ease. I hope birdsong will sound like music to you again. I hope your home is warm during the winter and cool in the summer. I hope people smile at you enough. I hope you wake up curious for what's to come. I hope you listen to your body's aches as signals instead of mere hindrances. I hope that when you reach out, there's a hand to grasp onto. I hope that when you laugh, bursts of happiness accompany the sound. I hope you live a life where today is just as exciting as tomorrow. I hope you don't feel guilt over moving on from the things that were your fault. I hope you rest well. I hope you eat enough. I hope you hold your hopes tightly. I hope you allow them to transform into dreams. I hope your dreams come true.

[areallycreativeusername]

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[marciaillust]

[ladyoftheharbour]

you don't like bajo? 🪕? plunk plunk?

[healing-is-cool]

You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

[hustlerose]

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

[gayvampyr]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking