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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

leafcrunch

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

#always reblog

sickfuture

rudescience

I am beginning to think boston dynamics is just fucking around at this point.

baapi-makwa

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

susiephone

when you were sitting in public school and hear screaming from another classroom and you know there are 3 possibilities

they’re playing a review game and it’s getting intense

a bee got into the room

a riot broke out in a spanish 1 class full of 14 year olds

blackwoolncrown

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

squeezemetillipop

People like this exist. Interesting.

feliicityrampant

this story has a part 2

doctormemes

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

bullyfemme

glorious-scumbag

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

caffeinatedcorvid

I thought it was the same person ngl.

imsuchacapricorn

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

imsuchacapricorn

THERE’S AN UPDATE

a-melior-ate

Stephanie is a true hero.

hemilf

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

gahdamnpunk

I feel seen

screenlock

This is ALL I’m serving at my wedding. My guests should be grateful I’m feeding them at all. It’s MY day and no one should be paying attention to the food anyway.

the-transfeminine-mystique

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

rolanslide

yeehawlw

family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217

moth-unit-00

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

queen-of-dirt

Damn you’re right

curiooftheheart

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

cheerbitch96

It’s for church honey, NEXT!!!!

ruinedchildhood

sweetsoftheartbeat-deactivated2

Yooo, Throw the whole holiday away😂😭

smacksofeffort

yrfriendliz

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.