Dandelion's Head Wound

just a little sideblog to use for Witcher fic ideas he/him | Ao3 & main blog = yellowspiralbound

[elbiotipo]

[hanzajesthanza]

the whole continent when dandelion curls his hair with curling irons

[tanely]

my favourite thing about the Witcher series (books) is that Geralt tries to be so stoic but the minute someone gets monster info wrong he pops up like an encyclopedia to “um….actually” them.

[gayregis]

[gayregis]

this post is a fucking time capsule … i asked for more gerlion fics and one finger of the monkey’s paw curled inwards… we received more fics, technically, but at what cost? at what cost?

[hanzajesthanza]

as of winter 2025

[acornsandacorns]

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

[lilly-of-the-valley-artblog]

Price of friendship 💔

Dandelion and Geralt, book version.

(Sorry for dissapearing for months, fate is sword with two edges...)

[lasertee]

Geralt is such a good protag to me because he is an impossibly good monster hunter and swordsman, has 1/3 of the continent's population (male and female) in love with him, is very articulate and intelligent- and yet he is still a bit of a loser. Girldad to deeply concerning teenager. Is in a 30-year-long situationship. Falls out with his best friend like they're on the playground. Spends all the money he barely scrapes up on a new jacket. Immediately ruins said jacket. So it goes.

[thehiddenking]

UM???? HELLO? jaw dropped eyes widen . what are we saying anymore

[thehiddenking]

if you love the witcher then i implore you, read the books. i am begging you. i can say with full confidence this is the average instance where the original is better than the Netflix series. sorry i dont like being such a hater on my main, but I saw this and had to do something.

[likeapear]

Netflix literally butchers the story, nuance, and depth of every single character so badly it's comical 😭

[wizardarchetypes]

can't stop laughing about that post that said Geralt would love ibuprophen bc yes. i think there are a lot of fantasy characters who wouldn't take pain meds from our world bc they simply would be like "i don't see the need" but geralt would be that guy who asks you to hand him some ibuprophen from your purse and you'd get out 2 and he'd say, "oh I usually take 6" and you'd say "how?? long have you been taking 6 ibuprophen at a time???" and he'd be like "i don't know, always? does it matter?" and suddenly all his recent acute GI symptoms would start making sense but also it could be unrelated because honestly what data would you have on how witcher bodies are affected by NSAIDs? you hand him 6 and hope for the best.

[wizardarchetypes]

probable: ibuprohen would do nothing to a witcher body whatsoever considering they can take so many weird potions and elixirs

possible & funnier: witcher bodies are painstakingly designed and altered to take those potions and elixirs—not NSAIDs. geralt is playing a dangerous game against stomach ulcers.

[grubby-gerblin]

[wizardarchetypes]

edit that makes me realize i've been spelling ibuprofen wrong my entire life

[preston-holt]

Rip Geralt of Rivia you would have loved wearing a knee brace and taking ibuprofen

[kleopatrik]

1:

Jaskier: how are we gonna cook soup with that? It's like food for one ant

Regis: if we have something bigger... roach maybe...

2nd:

Cahir: like that?

3rd:

Jaskier: fck, Geralt! He helps us!

Geralt: he's nilfgaardian

Regis: calm down

[groovyleviathan]

A painting from back when I started trying out watercolours :')

[runandhide21]

'Dandelion,' the Witcher sighed, now genuinely tired. 'You're a cynic, a lecher, a womaniser and a liar. And there's nothing, believe me, nothing complicated about that. Goodnight.'

My artwork for The Witcher zine <3 VK | Instagram | Telegram

[chamotea]

🐺🪕🐺still going

[demonstenes]

My take on book!Jaskier (in a traditional Kurpie costume from Poland).

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catscraftsandcommentary]

Geralt, one day when he's bored

Jaskier is DELIGHTED

Spending the next five hours listening to Jaskier carefully pick at the strings with his fingernails is actually rather soothing (so is smelling Jaskier's delight and happiness for SOMETHING HE DID)

Several years later he finds the tiny lute very carefully packed in Jaskier's things (maybe the witchers gave him a room at Kaer Morhen, maybe in his Oxenfurt apartment, maybe in his pack on the road) and Jaskier says "of course I kept it, darling, you made it for me!"

Turns out, witchers CAN cry, when they're surprised enough.

[endless-fables-deactivated20250]

I just needed a new pfp… hey guys