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[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

this is the greatest fucking show

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

everyone deserves a friend like ilana

[bntyhuntr-remade]

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[catchymemes]

[tincyan]

i am an artist

[waitineedaname]

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

[memesandlaughs]

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[pro-gay]

my homophobic religious grandma finding out my mom is pregnant: dear lord bless this boy, let him grow up healthy and find a beautiful wife

God from up above finishing the details for my first raw bottoming day:

[mikaeled]

[livingthegifs]

♪Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end♪

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[raspberrychainsaw]

[reversewerewolf]

@sowhatelseisblu

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[powerrangersvintage]

[lx34e]

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

[997]

absolutely hate ????

[antiandrogen]

I’M IN PHYSICAL PAIN!!!!