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Egg⭐ They/He/She⭐ art blog: @virtual-paint

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[newfoundfile]

[imagine-darksiders]

Yall. If you’re gonna go and see TADC at the cinema. Please shut the fuck up. I get you’re excited. We all are. But I’d LOOOOOOVE to hear the movie, not you screaming every time your ship was on screen and shouting ‘MY BABY!’ at every character.

It’s like the Minecraft movie all over again.

[smallpwbbles]

Reminder even though I’ve seen the finale now, I’m not gonna post spoilers/answer asks with spoilers in them/post anything spoilery until after the YouTube premiere

Still gonna make TADC content tho dw!

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[reactionimagesdaily]

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

[calware]

THIS ONE WINS

[sweet-soul-brotha]

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oh you know

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[polishbarnowl]

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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[whammyrex]

How is he his brother and biological father please

[calware]

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

[whammyrex]

LESS CONVOLUTED?

[calware]

don't worry about it 🙂

[accidental-homestuck]

relevant to this blog i think

[erqixi-reblogs]

I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

[astroprojectology]

Bowl identification:

East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

[calware]

did you just... know this??

[remanedur]

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

That. That is not the photo I meant to attach to this post.

[airprime7]

post keeps hapening

[notchie]

can i be in this post too?

[drysqu1d]

no, sorry

[the-magnus-brainrot]

net zero events I think

[meggomoth]

Here have a dumb silly meme I found some time ago for scrolling down more.

[vaporeongirlfins]

This post now contains a luxio

[transfem-users]

Look at this old ass door thingy

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

I too am in this post

[blaxolt]

@thedeadskincellsonyourpillow

[sleepyfellow03]

thinking of the convoluted homestuck family trees

john and jade are siblings. brother and sister. sister and sister if we're talking "has yet to happen but we know it will"

dave and rose are siblings. fairly simple. both of them have an alternate future dead (or doomed) self that got prototyped with a dead animal. in dave's case a bird, and later a sprite that was tier one prototyped with a cat-girl troll. in rose's case her dead cat.

jade's grandpa/biological dad is jake. john's grandma/biological mom is jane. but jake is also jade's grandson and jane is also john's granddaughter. i do not remember if this was just how the post scratch kids saw them or if the ectobiological shit is weird, which it is.

[sonellle]

🪼

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube

[animatedamerican]

… I am unironically here for this

[oldfilmsflicker]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[kabesattic]

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?

Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.

So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.

[spicedtealeaves]

A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️‍⚧️

Jasmine Brimsmayd

Actor and Writer

There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made

[cursedartistnelari]

[heatandapathy]

[llamaisllama777]

The amazing digital battle royal!

Pomni looks so freakin' adorable! The little hop and her squaring up to fight Jax! Ahhh! It's so cute!

I wanna play this so bad!

[lakevida]

today we render a pixel perfect jar of lao gan ma chili crisp in tomodachi life

[dgilse]

Goodreads reviews are a sort of inoculation against the notion that reading is a particularly more thoughtful means of engaging with shit vs like, watching or playing or whatever.

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[cheaphalloweencostume]

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine