The Imaginarium

Of a fuckin cis white male

[janisjoy]

Two D&D characters of mine. Sketches of outfits and their portraits.

First one is Anuket Kruidnagel, whom I play in the Waterdeep: Dragon Heist campaign. They are a Tiefling and a “Noble” Bard (College of Whispers). Anuket just likes to create mayhem, drink wine and occasionally solve crimes. 

The other is Ibis Clothaire, whom I play in an Eberron campaign. He is a Drow and Paladin (Oath of the Ancients). Ibis is a 200-year old hippy who lived through a horrible war. He plays the Qanûn with passion and just wants to bring the band back together.  

Both campaigns are hosted by the amazing Charredlore

[likemice]

What kind of tiefling is that?

[wizardbicon]

mr. o’brien speaking the truth

[likemice]

Sorcerers because you can still do all that magic shit but you’re not a *nerd*

[997]

😱😳😳 by the way our P®esiden† will undergo some surgeries 🥺😍 in the next few days so if yall could pray for it to go terribly wrong 😱 we could make a difference! 🙏🙏🙏

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

How to Give the Evil Eye

Have you, like many other people in this world, always wanted to give someone the mysterious evil eye? Perhaps you have tried before, but fa

[997]

[swagodinero]

Me, finding out OP is not American and this is not about Donald “babies in cages” Trump: :(

Me, finding out OP is Brazilian and this is about Jair “let’s burn down the Amazon” Bolsonaro: :)

[likemice]

Our world is just a collective piece of shit right now, huh?

[itsapmseymour]

Me: Meditation is a serious method to help some find inner relaxation and clear the mind

Also me: dude my chakras are so frickin aligned right now

[likemice]

Have you unlocked the avatar state as of yet?

[bixbiboom]

Oh Matthew, don’t you know the internet will never be stopped?

[likemice]

That does not explain anything

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[likemice]

Is this japan?

[powerfulpomegranate]

Me: Wow tom hardy’s eddie brock is so relateable

Critics: wHAT DO YOU MEAN he’s a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!

Me: yeah

[likemice]

...when was he bisexual?

[missharpersworld]

[likemice]

Leahcim the Disinterested, Hoarder of Tortellini and Cinnabons

[gobbbeecompany]

an important conversation that should be shared

[gobbbeecompany]

[likemice]

Abbu doesn’t have them either

[jara257]

ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer

like it evokes some kind of gut emotion from me but i can’t identify it and it’s driving me up a wall

[molluscamovedtospace]

it’s like the general mood of our generation

[likemice]

And then he eats the lobster raw

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Condoms are made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans.

[likemice]

By humans, for humans, against humans

[doggosource]

[likemice]

HELP HIM

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[likemice]

Okay but how

[doggosource]

helo

[likemice]

LET HIM OUT

[welcometoyouredoom]

[likemice]

Seriously though, the fuck is this?

[femmedionysus]

I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity

it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”

you’ll never be free

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

someone, being normal: it’s time

my goblin brain:

[wyomings]

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me: walking anywhere

in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!

[tangledknits27]

Ten days after I turned eight

Got my lips stuck in a gate

My friends all laughed

And I just stood there til the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this guy named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to each other til the 5th week cause both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only know like 3 words in polish except now I know 4 because oscar taught me the word for lip- “usta”

[likemice]

I was gonna make a comment about how I watched Veggie Tales as a kid and have no idea what you all are talking about, but HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR LIPS STUCK IN A GATE?

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Anyone willing to park in a handicap spot is handicapped in some capacity, either physicaly, mentaly, or morally.

[likemice]

That is the idea, showerthoughts