Limbo

Hi, I'm Zack

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[coolxatu]

kirby and the amazing mirror was the best kirby game

[coolxatu]

exhibit A: you can call up your bros and they show up and smooch you so sweetly on the mouth

[givemearmstopraywith]

why are you, as a man, not wearing dangly earring 

[kaijuno]

I could be ur angel… or ur devil

[funnytwittertweets]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

logging off zoom like

[georgiansuggestion]

stitch a pocket large enough for several books, a spindle, spare slippers, a loaf of bread, and your dignity

[aeon-shaping-lie-deactivated201]

Good sir I only own four of those things

[georgiansuggestion]

You may, if desired, replace Whatever you lack with More Bread.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

brilliant suggestion

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[pyromechanical]

KJSHGFDKGKJSAHG

[pyromechanical]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[everythingfox]

Rough day at the office

[lastvalyrian]

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

[cosmic-aria]

This one?:

[goldturnedgray]

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

[katco-cereal]

[1-800-blurambles]

here u go 

[vermillion-tones]

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

[pheygele]

this is one of my favorites for sure

[courtnashe]

Back when this site truly was lawless.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[meanwhilepoetry]

I am tired of writing poems about people who hurt me. I’m tired of writing poems about being traumatised and angry. I’m tired of the way everything feels like a cage these days and I wish exhaustion with loneliness wasn’t the reason why some people fall in love, but we are all tired of not being held, afraid of being alone, we all want someone to look at us like we are the sun, we all wish that when someone kisses us they do not see our tired souls but the moon in our eyes. I’m trying to do better. I’m trying to want myself in a way where I feel I do not need the love of others. Most days, I fail at this. Most days I lie there holding onto love’s tender hands and pretend it is healing to do that. I try to see myself the way I wish someone else would. Like I am beautiful. Like I am enough.

Nikita Gill

[dvocean]

titsayy

[petermorwood]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

She looking at the camera like she can read what it says and can’t believe you called her out like that

[emeraldotter]

cat employment

[everythingfox]

“Being a kitten is pretty exhausting..”

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