[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[honeytub-deactivated20170818]

[meganandnicky]

[swoletergeist]

this is the most fucked up thing that’s ever happened to me

[fuks]

[casawalsh]

[hvrleyquinn]

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

[linda-belcher]

[owlcitytweets]

[indieteen]

[innerom]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[speedbump]

[pomeranian2]

[respectfulmemes]

[flowury]

kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds

[thebootydiaries]

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

[perks-of-being-chinese]