when lilacs last in the dooryard bloom'd

[bellybuttonblue2]

[killjoyfabulous]

does anyone else remember 2012-2013 when everyone’s URL was like “winchesters-221b-inthetardis” and now everyone’s url is just like “truckpussy”

[ladyirisse]

i love da 2 because there’s something so fundamentally and viscerally wrong with all of the companions

[passion-of-l0vers]

i keep a little poison pill in my ring just in case im captured by the enemy but i cant dry swallow so i also wear a vial of a single sip of water

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

liking angels in an atheist kinda way. they’re just pigeons to me

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

god is on the holy park bench in heaven feeding damned souls to the angels like birdseed

[caroldanversenthusiast]

stop what you’re doing and look at anne hathaway attending cannes 2022

[tangerineloves]

#i want to touch the hem of her gown like a leper unto christ#she could fix me

[unclefather]

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[kaijuno]

[sunriseparabellum]

no infighting this pride we need to be sucking and fucking each other

[sortahawkward]

[black-quadrant]

hello who's a Homestuck in 2022 please reblog

[k16is]

whats upppppppp

[telltaletypist]

alright light em up vinny

[classical-memeician]

“my child is fine” your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears

[no-stabbing-wednesdays]

“my child is fine” your child understood this reference

[traditional-latin-math]

[hillhoes]

it genuinely makes me so sad that no wlw show will live up to mlm tv “standards” and i feel like most of us have accepted that? like i think ppl are so fucking biased and love mlm shows like heartstopper cause they’re “so cute” but criticize the fuck out of wlw shows like first kill because it’s “cheesy”. like obviously the effects could be better but that’s all ppl focus on instead of the actual plot. THIS SHOW IS CUTE AND GAY AND ALL WE WANT IS REPRESENTATION and it’s super frustrating that no one gives wlw shows a chance at all. i just want this gay little vampire show to get renewed but i’m literally expecting it not to be cause that’s what always fucking happens.

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

[evilwizard]

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

[pitbolshevik]

the difference is when you see a stupid take on tumblr it’s usually from either a 14 year old or some 30 something year old shut-in. when you see a stupid take on twitter it’s always like the governor of california or something

[retrogamingblog2]

[ayeforscotland]

Holy shit hahahaaha

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[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

"no evil state regulation >:]" *proceeds to build an entire universe that's nothing but grift all the way down*