fandom dumpster fire

where I put all of my geeky weeb spam

[cdkwrites]

[furuba]

[whowho-who]

[whatsaconsequence]

The Magnus Archives would be more fun if I could bring myself to care about the statements but noo the whole time Jon reads them I'm like

[into-the-clintoris]

I didnt notice this until I saw the transcripts but the crazy shit that Jonah/Elias is chanting in the background is all in iambic meter. Well, I didnt NOTICE, but I certainly noticed, one of those things that you just sort of internalize because its meant to convey something and then it makes sense when someone points it out..

Why is this significant? Iambic meter is duh DAH, like a heartbeat. So Jonny wrote this giant wall of text to sound like Elias was chanting syllables exactly like a heartbeat. This is for sure completely intentional. What a guy.

[mobydyke]

All the other avatars: who tf do u think u are

Jon, a 5’-4" twink with glowing eyes who’s visibly about to collapse from exhaustion

[tma-incorrectquotes]

Elias: Now, I understand that you've all come here under the threat of death and I appreciate it.

[tma-incorrectquotes]

Melanie: How do you guys cope with mortality?

Daisy: Violent outbursts.

Tim: General sluttiness.

Jon: Pretty sure I can't die.

[pulse-and-conjure]

x

[never-obsolete]

Nintendogs

[nature-travel-photography]

Spent sunset up at Mt Rainier- it is by far one of the most enchanting places I’ve ever visited! [OC] [2500 x 3938] - Author: maddiemkay on reddit

[gaarafacts]

kankuro getting ready in the morning thinking about how he lives in a rotting basement while his little brother became the president at 14

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/

[cry-babyx]

I like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕

[nicostiel]

[paulthebukkit]

Mario Kart Wii has probably the best modding community of any game

[shutyourmoustache]

AOC playing ACNH continues to bless the world. (ICYMI)

[district3-deactivated20230204]

Hey…Can you hear me?

[goldndoodle]

Yeah… I can. Thanks, kid.

[dragongirlpaws]

Fire Emblem Awakening (2012, Nintendo)