BLACK KING

[lilalugar]

I found it easy to ignore

[clownsuggest]

clowns can do crimes and its ok

[marzipaninii]

The biggest mood ever 

[lilalugar]

Especially since I'm a big important demon king. That's right, I really am! You'll see!

demon Kokichi for the monster AU we’re doing!

[greelin]

how i deal with my feelings

never talk about them

barely acknowledge them

hope they go away

i don’t, basically

that’s what i’m saying

i do not deal with my feelings

[lilalugar]

buggygentleman‌:

“Miu must like smell of Kiibo since Miu always smell like Kiibo! Kiibo smells like oil!” Oh, Gonta understands now! The ladies must smell like the things that they like. “Gonta brush Gonta teeth already!” Gonta said happily. “But, Gonta don’t have bar of soap. Gonta use liquid soap. Kokichi should eat soap so people like Kokichi more!”

        “Of course she does. Those two belong together -- since no human being would ever want anything to do with Iruma-chan. They both stink though, so it’s probably best for you if you don’t hang around them. It’ll rub off on you.” Picking on Gonta was too easy, but regardless, it was always just as fun. It almost made Kokichi feel bad... Almost. 

        “It’s okay if you don’t have a bar of soap, we could go find one! Or liquid soap, that works too. But ah... I mean, that’s a great idea, but only for someone like you! You want to be a gentleman, right? So you should focus on smelling good. I’m evil, so I have to smell bad. No soap for me.” 

[lilalugar]

buggygentleman‌:

“Kokichi told Gonta that ladies like smell of chicken so Gonta took bath in chicken broth.”

        “Girls really love it when a man smells nice, it’s why everyone wears things like perfume or cologne! But hey, Gokuhara-chan, since you’re making your body smell nice, you should make your breath smell nice too. You know what girls like the smell of? Soap. You should try eating a bar of soap to make your breath smell nice!”

[marzipaninii]

Gonta is too much of a gentleman to insult the garbage gremlin 

[puyopuyo]

i hope nobody is evil

[saintgulik]

>:)

[puyopuyo]

oh no…

[lilalugar]

its-all-in-the-cards‌:

Celestia just smiled.

“I don’t quite know if you’re impressive enough to be the King of Liars if I’m the queen. But if you do want to be around me, you’ll have to impress me Ouma.”

She curled her fingers around his chin and tilted the smaller boy’s head up to stare into her eyes. Her ring dug into his jaw.

“But I guarantee that I am the Ultimate Liar among us. Your lies are petty. A true liar can deceive their own heart.”

        "Of course I'm impressive enough! Being a supreme leader of evil means I'm associated with lies just as much as you are being a gambler... if not more so. Since I can control the world. But my goal isn't to impress you, Celes-chan. If anything, you should be the one with the goal to impress me." Kokichi sneers to punctuate his sentence, he doubts she'll fall for the bait, but he couldn't help but try.

        Despite his constant childish demeanor, Kokichi didn't act frightened nor put off by Celeste's glare. Her ring pressing into his chin annoyed him, but he didn't hint at that at all either -- no, instead he stares right back at her, and speaks with a serious tone and straight face.

        "A true liar can deceive their own heart, huh...? No, I think that's stupid. That doesn't make you a good liar, it just makes you someone who's too gullible. Just how pathetic do you have to be to trick yourself like that? Lies are meant to fool others, not yourself."

[lilalugar]

rxll-the-dxce‌:

🎀  @lilalugar  🎀 Rolled the D.I.C.E and ran into TSUBAKI! 🎀

“Boss I got the goods!”

Tsubaki practically skips her way into Kokichi’s office, not bothering to knock as she sits herself comfortably on his table. One by one producing multiple cans of grape fanta from her seemingly endless pockets of her dress.

“There’s well over twenty just like you asked!”

        "Hey, hey." Kokichi starts, sitting upright from the chair he was hunched over in. Sliding away the papers he had in front of him -- he'd been doodling something. "Honda-chan, I told you that we use this table for things, please don't put your butt on it." He playfully chides her, making it clear he wasn't being too serious.

        "But anyway! That's great!" Leaning forward, he snatches one of the cans that quickly filled the table. Cracking the can he'd grabbed open, he returns to his seat and leans back. "Tell me about it."

[gloomi]

i had no choice but to redraw this meme (original by noirykun) with ouma is it even shitposting anymore when its so in character

[lilalugar]

BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE.   italicize what makes them uncomfortable.

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆  deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ death ⋆ dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ being forgotten

Tagged by: @its-all-in-the-cards

Tagging: whomstever!

[action52]

can we all just shut up and agree that crime is fuckin cool as hell sometimes

[fakedrv3screenshots]

Kokichi: Anyway, sorry for being mean and gay. Kokichi: Sike! I don’t care!

Source: Tumblr

[laser-lance]

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!