Flowery Bnnuy

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

call me a bunny the way my posts be flopping

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

I'm not mourning my teenage years because i falsely believe all girls have a magical adolescence I'm fucking mourning it because i didn't get to be a real person. I'm really fucking glad you can talk about how being a teenager wasn't perfect, i didn't exist.

[kitkenk]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

what if we played magic and you didn't get unreasonably upset and passive aggressive at me using mechanics that exist in the game 🥺

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

oh i think ill play my poison deck ^_^

the Naya player who likes to cheat out a lethal board state in one turn: omg poison is so oppressive can you not play it why can't you just play a normal deck

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

hmm maybe ill play my Azorius deck then

the Naya player: omg really??? counterspells are so cringe i hate blue. anyway all my dinosaurs have hexproof and haste and trample and reduce all damage they take to 1

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reading comprehension test

Is the op actually upset at Naya players and those strategies or is the op maybe trying to make a point

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

#play cedh #it fixed me #casual mtg fucking sucks unless the stars align #tbh

i do wanna fuck around with cedh more but at the same time it is a very different game in a sense, i don't always wanna do that i wanna play what i find fun

im just gonna start killing people when they complain about poison or counterspells i think

[lilbnnuyroze]

Lantern Control is the coolest, most unique and weirdest deck ever made, that can only exist in Mtg by the way the game works and I will die on this hill

[averythebitchfrommercury]

The deliberate systematic purge of transfems by the staff has gotten so bad that not even Gooseworx was safe. Fucking Gooseworx.

Wishing the current Tumblr owners nothing but swift bankruptcy and eventual sale of the hellsite to someone else

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[princess-of-phyresis]

*crying and shaking* you have to love her even when she isn't posting good. you have to. *sniffle* pleas

[chewupmyheart]

[pokeballvictimized]

how some of you talk

[terriblewomanyuri]

I Got Reincarnated as a Minor Character and I Won’t Give Up on TS is the best webnovel ever written. incredibly transgender protagonist, not in the usual "whaaa I got turned into a girl?!" way but "what the fuck I didn't get turned into a girl????" way. and then she gets chuuni and wears gothic lolita clothing and wields a demon scythe that shoots lasers and is also a girl who she does yuri with and she acts all mysterious because she thinks its cool and has star theming. its awesome. she's awesome.

[terriblewomanyuri]

you will love her. also she's a rabid himejoshi did i mention that. she loves yuri. and she also believes in TS yuri.

[terriblewomanyuri]

whenever she faces a social interaction she can't handle she starts acting mysterious and saying stuff that sounds like it has implications so the other party comes up with something on their own and reveals what they think she's talking about. instead of just admitting she doesn't know something. because it would make her seem less mysterious and that's not cool

[terriblewomanyuri]

she asks her scythe to act like she's deeply obsessed with her in a messy codependent master/weapon yuri situationship whenever her scythe takes on human form because she is a massive himejoshi. there are times her friends are in danger of actually dying and chooses not to intervene until the very last possible second because yuri could happen between them when they're pushed to their limits and giving their all

[terriblewomanyuri]

there are MULTIPLE TIMES she monologues to nobody in particular because she's somewhere she thinks it would be cool to monologue alone, only to have someone walk in on her and take her completely seriously. and then from there she has to act like she knew they were there all along because she would be less mysterious if she didn't act like she knew that.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she occasionally references "the organization" that's backing her. it doesn't exist. she's not even bluffing to make herself sound stronger. she does it because she thinks mysterious organizations are cool and it'll make people think she's mysterious and working in the shadows

[terriblewomanyuri]

her name is narou kei

this is like naming your MC “Mary Sue” or “Fan Fiction”

[terriblewomanyuri]

there’s one time she defeats an opponent by driving them insane with illusions, all while sitting down and watching from a position of utter control. she does this because her scythe took on human form and bit and whispered in her ears to tease her and it made her so horny her legs gave out for multiple minutes and she couldn’t stand

[terriblewomanyuri]

her biggest fear is being outed as a man or “crossdresser.” there are multiple times she accepts a risk of death simply to not be outed.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she’s a plural dysphoria-riddled chuuni lesbian tgirl who wields a scythe and the power of the stars and she will do anything she can to protect beautiful girls

[terriblewomanyuri]

you WILL love her. you must.

[terriblewomanyuri]

also she has homoerotic relationships with numerous women and tries to keep the role of a cool and collected beauty who sometimes touches girls to accentuate her statements only to collapse and get caught off guard once one of them gets too forward and flirty because she doesn't know how to handle such direct affection and yet can't bring herself to run because she doesn't want to disappoint another beautiful girl.

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[princess-of-phyresis]

imo too many people who have never read a planeswalkers' guide or story in their life spend too much time complaining about mtg worldbuilding, duskmourn and edge of eternities were great I'll die on that hill

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[lilbnnuyroze]

Really liking a game called Kingdom Death: Monster, might organize my playthrough and post as a story

[nekomimidusteon]

the dread catgirl queen: you've came to meet your end, so called 'heroine'. unfortunately for you I have a cute body so with one look you'll be forced to surrender to my evil rule. now prepare for your final sight of pure purrversion! (she shrugs her dress slightly lower, showing a bit of collarbone. after several minutes of waiting it's clear this is the extent of her plan)

[b0tster]

animated lesbians making out as a follower milestone on bluesky. enjoy 💋💋