JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESS

In the darkest depths of my past, I was a fandom blog. Now I'm under thirty, rarely flirty, and far from thriving. I'm a messy ass millenial working two jobs and filling her free time with netflix, chinese food, and getting high. If you're looking for bad advice, I'm only a message away.

[ohboy-herewegoagain]

[craborb]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedtext]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[valtsv]

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[rocktheholygrail]

Michael Schur’s speech at The Good Place series finale table read

[bob-belcher]

[stonerparty]

[lovethisbug]

[sushigirlfriend]

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

eternal sunshine of the thotless mind

[memewhore]

[postmarxed]

[midge-maisel]

you need seven, and you set them up like this. why seven?  mom, dad, steven, shirl, theo, you, me. it has to be seven, it helps if you touch each one and count out loud. that keeps you safe. 

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????